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M|x
25th March 2003, 13:04
http://personal.inet.fi/taide/karjalainen/homer.html


hilarious :D :p

Byock
25th March 2003, 14:14
Haha! That is great. I think one of my favorites from him was the one with Mel Gibson. Homer is getting intimate with Marge, and the lights go out...

Homer: "You're thinking about me right?"
Marge: "Of course, aren't you thinking about me?"
Homer: "I will now!"
:D

ZokesPro
25th March 2003, 14:34
This one below always makes me smile cause it's so damn stupid! Man that Groening is a genius!

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur!

:D:D

agallag
25th March 2003, 19:46
Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!

:D:D

VJ
26th March 2003, 05:18
Homer: <i>My work is my identity ! If I'm not a safety-whatsamagigger, I'm nothing.</i>

Homer: <i>Ooh! They have the internet on computers now!</i>

:)

Strahd
26th March 2003, 07:34
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

Strahd
26th March 2003, 07:47
Actually, one of the best Halloween episodes with many memorable quotes.

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.



Homer: Heh, heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.



Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?

M|x
26th March 2003, 08:00
Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

that one is so true :p

agallag
26th March 2003, 08:05
Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to... dig... food...
Marge: You mean, a spoon?
Homer: Yeah, yeah!

:D

ZokesPro
26th March 2003, 09:00
Homer: I'm a rageaholic. I cannot live without a rageahol.

OMG!!! I just found a Homer Simpson Quote GENERATOR!!!

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Edit: (see funny quote below)

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

Byock
26th March 2003, 09:16
HAHA!

Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh...

Strahd
26th March 2003, 10:45
Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!

That one's is just as funny as it is disturbing.:D

M|x
26th March 2003, 11:07
Originally posted by ZokesPro
Homer: I'm a rageaholic. I cannot live without a rageahol.

OMG!!! I just found a Homer Simpson Quote GENERATOR!!!

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Edit: (see funny quote below)

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

hmm.. got the same quote three of four times.:bunny:

ZokesPro
26th March 2003, 11:49
Do any of you guys remember the episode where Renier WolfCastle was signing the oscar meyer weiner song but when he was a kid?

Cause I sooooo want to know what the hell he spelled out. it was a LONG word.

Strahd
26th March 2003, 12:09
Originally posted by ZokesPro
Do any of you guys remember the episode where Renier WolfCastle was signing the oscar meyer weiner song but when he was a kid?

Cause I sooooo want to know what the hell he spelled out. it was a LONG word.

I'm a big fan of The Simpsons, but I don't remember that one. Sorry

VJ
26th March 2003, 13:29
Originally posted by ZokesPro
Do any of you guys remember the episode where Renier WolfCastle was signing the oscar meyer weiner song but when he was a kid?

Cause I sooooo want to know what the hell he spelled out. it was a LONG word.

Could it have been this:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G03.html
"Rainier Wolfcastle's commercial is for "Fritz Schnackenbfefferhausen"?"
:D


Jörg

Byock
26th March 2003, 15:05
I was wondering what he was spelling....:D

ZokesPro
26th March 2003, 15:12
Originally posted by VJ
Could it have been this:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G03.html
"Rainier Wolfcastle's commercial is for "Fritz Schnackenbfefferhausen"?"
:D


Jörg

Woohoo, that's it! :up:

Hail to the Jörg! :D

VJ
27th March 2003, 00:43
<i>Gently takes a bow</i>
:)

CHHAS
27th March 2003, 03:24
My favourite Homer quote:

Remember kids, trying is the first step towards failure.