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  • The End is nigh! - so say the fish

    "A fish heading for slaughter in a New York market shouted warnings about the end of the world before it was killed, two fish cutters have claimed."



  • #2
    Off Topic: Nice avatar ant!

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    • #3
      And what were they smoking ???
      Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
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      • #4
        Herring

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        • #5
          Maybe it was a Holy Mackerel?
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • #6
            Sounds like someone was playing a joke on someone...

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            • #7
              Take a carp out of water and it starts to make strange popping noises. Everytime I have heard it, not once has it ever seemed like they were talking to me. Maybe I havent been listening hard enough.

              Regards MD
              Interests include:
              Computing, Reading, Pubs, Restuarants, Pubs, Curries, More Pubs and more Curries

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              • #8
                Yuppers. Being a country boy we did a lot of carp fishing (hook & line and bow & arrow) and heard all manner of grunts, groans and such once they were out of the water.

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
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                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                  Yuppers. Being a country boy we did a lot of carp fishing (hook & line and bow & arrow) and heard all manner of grunts, groans and such once they were out of the water.

                  Dr. Mordrid
                  But..Did they ever speak to you

                  Regards MD
                  Interests include:
                  Computing, Reading, Pubs, Restuarants, Pubs, Curries, More Pubs and more Curries

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                  • #10
                    I think most of 'em were complaining about being harpooned when we were bow-fishing

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
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                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                    • #11
                      Doc, Just curious. Did you ever eat carp? If so what did they taste like.

                      MD
                      Interests include:
                      Computing, Reading, Pubs, Restuarants, Pubs, Curries, More Pubs and more Curries

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                      • #12
                        the funny thing is i was listening to roger water's four minuts from the RADIO K.A.O.S. album.... beter make the best of the time we have left then..... the beer is on me....
                        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                          I think most of 'em were complaining about being harpooned when we were bow-fishing

                          Dr. Mordrid
                          Do you understand Hebrew?
                          FT.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mdhome
                            Doc, Just curious. Did you ever eat carp? If so what did they taste like.

                            MD
                            Err Fish
                            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                            Weather nut and sad git.

                            My Weather Page

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                            • #15
                              Hmm never eaten crap before.. now I probably never will.

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