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    Mostly for USA consuption

    17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ****ole.
    16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
    15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
    13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
    11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
    8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people
    "Everybody But Me."
    7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
    3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out
    by itself.
    2. Hang up and drive!!

    1. Welcome to America...now speak English
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

  • #2
    Hey super brownie points to anyone that can find me the bumper sticker that says:

    "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy, and tasty with catsup!"

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #4
      LOL those are funny

      ~Sethos
      "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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      • #5
        I like #5!
        According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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        • #6
          VEGETARIAN: old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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          • #7
            How about:

            "I break for nobody!"

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            • #8
              #14 is my favorite.

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