View Full Version : Ode to the British Taxpayer

20th February 2003, 08:54
I come for Visit, Get treated Regal,
So I STAY, Who care I ILLEGAL?

I cross border, Poor and broke....
Take bus, See employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
HE say.. "You need to see WELFARE".

Welfare say ..... "You come no more.....
We send plenty cash....
right to your door" !!

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, It keeps you healthy!!

By and By, I got PLENTY money.
Thanks to YOU, British DUMMY !!

Write to friends in motherland..
Tell them "Come, as fast as you can".

They come in rags on the back of trucks..
I buy BIG house, with WELFARE bucks.

They come here, We live together...
MORE welfare cheques...
It just keeps getting better!!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbours patience... It wearing thin!!

FINALLY, British guy, He moves away..
Now I buy HIS house and then I say..

"Find more aliens for house to rent".
And in the backyard...
I put up tent!!

Send for family (They just trash)
But THEY, TOO, draw welfare cash!!

Everything is Plenty good
And soon we OWN ..
The neighbourhood !!

We have a hobby - Its called breeding,
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist ? Wife needs pills?
We get FREE, WE get NO bills.

Britishman crazy ! He pay ALL year..
To keep us ILLEGALS in comfort here.

We think UK is very good place!
MUCH too good..
for British race !!

:D (better stick that here)

The Reluctant Pom