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    In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge
    in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great
    philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just
    heard about your friend?"

    "Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me
    anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the
    Triple Filter Test."

    "Triple filter?"

    "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me
    about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment
    and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth.
    Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to
    tell me is true?"

    "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

    "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's
    true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of
    Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my
    friend something good?"

    "No, on the contrary..."

    "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something
    bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may
    still pass the test though, because there's one filter left:
    the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about
    my friend going to be useful to me?"

    "No, not really."

    "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me
    is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to
    me at all?"

    This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held
    in such high esteem.

    It also explains why he never found out his best friend
    was screwing his wife.

  • #2
    Two problems.

    1. Socrates may not have been real.

    2. Socrates was almost 100% certainly predominantly gay if he was real. He wouldn't have CARED if someone was screwing his wife, if he even bothered to have one. He was too busy buggering young boys to be bothered.

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #3
      Thanks for the input

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      • #4
        From what I have heard of ancient Greek society, MOST upper class males buggered young boys until they turned 30, and then they would marry a ~16yo virgin (female). Sometimes they would continue to bugger young boys though..

        True, I am not 100% certain this is true, I know it's not really good, and neither is it useful.. just heard about it from a historian..

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        • #5
          Thought it was only a Spartan practice ?
          And mostly in the army ?

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          • #6
            Being bisex was a common thing in the Mediterranean area at the time of ancient Greeks and the Roman Empire.
            Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Admiral
              Thought it was only a Spartan practice ?
              And mostly in the army ?
              Yes, but the situation was similar throughout Greek culture.. and just about every Spartan was in the army.

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              • #8
                Actually, it has to do with the entire concept of the worth of women, etc. etc.

                In fact many cultures still have a smattering of this throughout. I read an excellent article on Afghani men and their attitudes. One was quoted as saying "Women are to marry and have children. Men are for love." EEP!

                But seriously, homosexuality was fairly rampant back then. Wives were taken in order to have children, that's about it.

                - Gurm
                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                I'm the least you could do
                If only life were as easy as you
                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                If only life were as easy as you
                I would still get screwed

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                • #9
                  Interesting...

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