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  • Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

    Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.

    He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    Lisa is blonde.
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

  • #2
    It figures. LOL

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    • #3
      ROFLMAO
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      • #4
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        • #5
          Can people be that retarded?
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          • #6
            Re: Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

            Originally posted by Paddy [MU]
            Lisa is blonde.
            Lisa is on drugs.

            This is a very old urban legend. If it actually happened she had to be really high or something.

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            • #7
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              • #8
                Some curle horse trainers will take ketchup and put it in water and (making a red and washable liquid) and break a bottle over a defient horses head...the pain and the site of red liquid makes the horses behave (or so they say...)

                maybe a blond trainer finally got fed up with their dumb blond....

                ~Sethos
                "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Does it matter if it is fact or fiction?
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • #10
                    lmao
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