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    In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
    ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
    shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
    in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water
    (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of
    fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas.

    As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could
    (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first
    time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several
    ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
    what was happening.

    After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term,
    "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it
    high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the
    hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of.
    methane
    Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the
    centuries and is in use to this very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of this word.

    Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term.
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

  • #2
    damn, I thought it meant

    Shure Happy I'ts Thursday

    to be followed obviously with TGIF
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • #3
      Don't...

      You...

      Believe...

      It!
      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

      I'm the least you could do
      If only life were as easy as you
      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
      If only life were as easy as you
      I would still get screwed

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      • #4
        Yeah, sure, whatever...


        Was the word "shit" formed from an acronym of 'Ship High in Transit'?


        ...and on a slightly different topic

        The definitive Internet reference source for researching urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation.



        Edit: Stupid filter... in the last link, change **** to a certain well known naughty word starting with F.
        Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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        • #5
          Similar explanations for these words:

          Tip
          Golf
          News
          The GAP
          TaB
          KISS
          Adidas
          Sony
          Picnic

          Hey, here's one that's actually true! WGASA!!
          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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          • #6
            If this is true, how is it that some people use the term "shite?"

            well..

            In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
            ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
            shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
            in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water
            (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of
            fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas.

            As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could
            (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first
            time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several
            Canadian ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
            just what was happening.

            After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term,
            "Ship High In Transit, Eh?" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it
            high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the
            hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
            Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T.E.," which has come down through the
            centuries and is in use to this very day.

            You probably did not know the true history of this word.

            Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term.

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            • #7
              The Term 'shite' is widly used in Ireland - north and south.

              BTW dont start!

              RedRed
              Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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              • #8
                I'm sorry but that story is a load of shite

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ant
                  I'm sorry but that story is a load of shite
                  And THE Shite Expert of Experts has spoken!



                  Rags

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                  • #10
                    next in line are the shit deamons eh!
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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