Funny question....

[Ozbreeze]

I've been told lately that i say a lot of really strange and funny things during "intimate times" .... so i was just curious: What's the funniest or weirdest thing that either you have said or had someone say to you in bed?

[Sasq]

maybe not the funniest, long time ago, GF at the time was a Janine, GF before was a Justine.... I'm sure you can picture the bruse I still carry 8 years later

[Ajax]

In the voice of Apu from the Simpsons, she said "Thank you, come again."

[Jessterw]

I carry a similiar bruse... though the circumstances were a bit different and the names not as close.

Was dating Jennifer and ran into Jessica at a club one night (with Jenn in tow). Jessica was a good friend from a long time, whom I hadn't seen in awhile. Anyhow, one night during a very intimate (no not that intimate you horn dogs) time I let slip the wrong name. Needless to say Jenn was not happy and assumed that I probably had some kind of interest in Jessica that was renewed after the encounter... you can guess the rest.

[leech]

Odd, I'm always saying that around you two.... *laughs*

Leech

[Byock]

uh, sadly the one I heard was after I started Body for Life, and I am sure it was meant as a compliment, but she says "Wow, you are so small now!"

Then she blushed and said "I mean your gutt."

[Ajax]

Originally posted by Byock
uh, sadly the one I heard was after I started Body for Life, and I am sure it was meant as a compliment, but she says "Wow, you are so small now!"

Then she blushed and said "I mean your gutt."

I always knew chickens had no *****.

[leech]

"he has no byock, no cash and prizes."

Leech

[Ajax]

Originally posted by leech
"he has no byock, no cash and prizes."

Leech

Just like the dude on the game "Operation"

[Ozbreeze]

Chickens have no ****???....that's why he only wanted the bow for christmas!!!

[Ajax]

One time I got the feeling that her mind wasn't on the task at hand when she asked me: "How many kids did Abraham Lincoln have?"

[Gurm]

Well, I have discovered first-hand that it's not so good to make 'em laugh too hard, otherwise you could get your little friend bent in half (muscles, contractions, you know).

Always a good plan:

- Leave a coffee cup near the bed.
- Get into the missionary position.
- Grab the coffee cup with one hand, her leg with the other, and with a completely bored voice say...

"A little to the left... yeah, that'd be GREAAAAAT. *slurp coffee* THANKS."

(Only works if she has seen Office Space, of course!)

Don't say I didn't warn you about the penile breakage possibility.

- Gurm

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by Sasq
maybe not the funniest, long time ago, GF at the time was a Janine, GF before was a Justine.... I'm sure you can picture the bruse I still carry 8 years later

This is where the "hey you" approach works wonders.

[Kooldino]

I've done all sorts of great things. Like call out my own name. :-)

[ZokesPro]

My girlfriend Kat and I were just relaxing up on my bed one early morning. She happened to be spawled out across my left leg completely covering it.

Well I started getting an itch on that legn, and the only way to scratch it was for her to spread her legs.

So I said to her" Hey Kat, spread your legs for a moment! Hurry!"
And she gave me this confused kind of look as if to say, that she wasn't some play toy that I could just "use" at any time, but when I ended up just scratching my leg and not doing anything else she blushed out of embarassement. I laughed and said: "Oh yeah, hehe, it was just an itch." She smiled at me and gave me a hug and we lived happily ever after.

Until she dumped me on Valentines day for an older uglier guy, m'eh! Her loss.