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    Friends don't let friends take home ugly
    men.---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
    how are you?"--- Rest stop off Route 81, West
    Virginia.

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
    of her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill,
    Chapel Hill,North Carolina

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,Montana

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles
    you're going to have trouble with it.
    ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

    No wonder you always go home alone.--Sign over mirror
    in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA

    Beauty is only a light switch away.--- Perkins
    Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
    anywhere.---Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
    Flagstaff,Arizona.

    If voting could really change things, it would be
    illegal.--- Revolution Books, New York, New York

    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
    doesn't die.---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

    Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
    It makes them soggy and hard to light.---The Janitor

    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke
    is in your hands.---Men's restroom, Lynagh's,
    Lexington, KY

    Seen on a condom dispenser in a cafe men's room in
    Tucumcari, New Mexico, "Notice to Texans, this is not
    chewing gum!"
    Lawrence

  • #2
    A few excellent ones in there

    Thanks for sharing
    Meet Jasmine.
    flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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    • #3
      Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
      doesn't die.---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
      A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles
      you're going to have trouble with it.
      ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
      My favorites

      Jammrock
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke
        is in your hands.---Men's restroom, Lynagh's,
        Lexington, KY
        This is the "Kilroy Was Here" of the American Mensroom.
        chuck
        Chuck
        秋音的爸爸

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        • #5
          Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
          It makes them soggy and hard to light.---The Janitor
          Ew!
          (it's funny but gross)

          <if you that desperate for a smoke than buy a pack! hehe>
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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