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  • Advise Bunny

    Ask the Bunny

    my first question:

    Your question was:

    Are you gonna be eaten tomorrow?

    The Advice Bunny's response is:

    The voices in my head say yes.

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  • #2
    Who asked this?

    Question: Is ZokesPro the ultimate postwhore over @ M.U.R.C.?
    Bunny's Response: Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?
    This was my question.

    Question: Are you for real?
    Bunny's Response: ... ..huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Wasn't paying attention.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • #3
      Your question was:

      Is ZokesPro the ultimate postwhore over @ M.U.R.C.?

      The Advice Bunny's response is:

      Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?

      Your question was:

      Does Gurus boobs hang low?

      The Advice Bunny's response is:

      Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm.


      Your question was:

      Are you related to the killer bunny?

      The Advice Bunny's response is:

      Of course man, like, totally. For sure.
      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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      • #4



        Seems to be a very wise rabbit there...
        Last edited by Indiana; 14 January 2003, 09:38.
        But we named the *dog* Indiana...
        My System
        2nd System (not for Windows lovers )
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        • #5
          Your question was:

          Who's your dady?

          The Advice Bunny's response is:

          That's the least of your worries, trust me.
          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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          • #6
            Your question was:

            Should my avatar keep bouncing for ever?

            The Advice Bunny's response is:

            Sorry, I'm drawing a blank here.




            Maybe he wouldn't be drawing blanks if he'd just leave it alone for a day!!!
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • #7
              I also like this one


              Who asked that?
              But we named the *dog* Indiana...
              My System
              2nd System (not for Windows lovers )
              German ATI-forum

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              • #8
                Your question was:

                What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

                The Advice Bunny's response is:

                I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.



                Maybe I should specify if it is an African or European swallow!
                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                • #9
                  Your question was:

                  Do you get your Easter eggs from Byock?

                  The Advice Bunny's response is:

                  I'm going to plead the 5th on this one.
                  --Insert something here--

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                  • #10
                    Check out the advice duck!

                    Your question was:

                    Yes or no?

                    The Advice Bunny's response is:

                    That's classified information. I'm going to have to see some ID first.


                    The Advice Duck says:

                    I don't think I'm supposed to tell, but the answer to your question is yes.
                    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ajax
                      Your question was:

                      Do you get your Easter eggs from Byock?

                      The Advice Bunny's response is:

                      I'm going to plead the 5th on this one.

                      DAMN! My secrets out!
                      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Indiana
                        I also like this one


                        Who asked that?
                        Hehe, that was me.

                        Question: Is Zokes a woman?
                        Bunny's Response: I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.
                        You guys are getting weird!
                        Last edited by ZokesPro; 14 January 2003, 10:01.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guru
                          Your question was:

                          What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

                          The Advice Bunny's response is:

                          I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.



                          Maybe I should specify if it is an African or European swallow!
                          Or maybe you should ask a 'Yes or No' question

                          edit:
                          Your question was:

                          Is guru really that dumb?

                          The Advice Bunny's response is:

                          Of course!
                          Last edited by knirfie; 14 January 2003, 10:20.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by knirfie
                            Or maybe you should ask a 'Yes or No' question

                            edit:
                            Your question was:

                            Is guru really that dumb?

                            The Advice Bunny's response is:

                            Of course!
                            Now now, there's no need for insults.
                            Titanium is the new bling!
                            (you heard from me first!)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ZokesPro
                              Now now, there's no need for insults.
                              Hey, it was just a joke, I cant help it if the bunny says he is

                              and who am I to disagree with what the almighty bunny says
                              Last edited by knirfie; 14 January 2003, 10:43.
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