Guy Ritchie Quotes Game

[KvHagedorn]

Alright, the rules.. I will start this off with a quote from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and then someone must respond with a quote from Snatch. From there on we will alternate movies until this is the ultimate Ritchie quote thread (if you guys are game..) For those of you who don't have a clue what I am talking about, never mind. (There's always the video store, if you haven't seen these flicks, go rent them.. now!)

Oh, and extra credit if you can name who said the line in the previous post.

Whoever has the last post wins.

Alright, to begin:

It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the f***ing century!

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Protection from what? Zee Germans?


`you are messing up my other thread.. by makin this topic.


~tom said yours. lol

[KvHagedorn]

Alright, that was Turkish..

Take a bag. I took a bag home last night, cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you.

[Evildead666]

"I hate fu**ing pikeys!"

?who

KvH: Take a bag....is from Lock Stock. Unfortunately i haven't seen the film in a while.
(And i don't rent anymore, cos i forget to take them back, and its very expensive.)

[Gurm]

There aren't enough Guy Ritchie movies for this to be any fun.

- Gurm

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by Evildead666
"I hate fu**ing pikeys!"

That was Tommy.. and the big boxer dude too.. but it was actually "I fu**ing hate pikeys!"

mine was Bacon.

OK it's round to Lock, Stock again...

"Guns for show, knives for a pro."

[lecter]

Hehe, that waz Soap.

Snatch's turn: "Do you know what Nemesis means? It is the rigteous infliction of retribution by a concerned party...personified in this case by a horrible old ****...ME!"

[KvHagedorn]

that was Bricktop..

We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer... and you don't look like your average horti-f***ing-culturalist.

[lecter]

Ummm...Winston was the dude's name if I remember correctly.

"Oh, Tyrone, what have u done?"

[Jammrock]

What was that's guys name? Sol? Vinny? I can't remember, one of the black robbers...

"Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?"
"'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi."

Or my personal favorite:


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*** off!

Jammrock

[Kooldino]

Dammit, Jam, I was gonna use that quote! (albeit just the end of it)
:-)

[lecter]

"...What are they for?"
"Oh, don't play innocent with me Bazza...for spanking!"

[BuddMan]

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Hehe, had to add this: Ya like dags?

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by lecter
"...What are they for?"

Barry the Baptist

"Oh, don't play innocent with me Bazza...for spanking!"

Hatchet Harry

Alright, I wanna do a quote from Snatch. Who are these guys?

"You ain't from this planet, are you? Who is gonna mug two black fellas holding pistols, sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt?"

"Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle point five O"

[lecter]

Sol and Vinny of course (dunno if in that order)