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  • MMm need a cruise control

    For once just to keep my mother happy I drove down and back to my sisters at 70mph.
    Fuel comsumption slightly better but no much.
    Dead boring driving at seventy.
    Very hard to keep at that speed.
    As ever it's more dangerous driving at seventy as the dorks overtaking you won't pull over when you need to move across even though you signaled in plenty of time (Plus no one over taking them ) and the dork pulling onto the motorway won't use his/hers mirror and theres a whole stream of the buggers so slowing down doesn't make any differance.
    A more powerful car means you pull away from the plonker in the middle lane but driving a 1.4 clit doesn't give you a lot umph.
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  • #2
    Re: MMm need a cruise control

    Originally posted by The PIT
    you pull away from the plonker in the middle lane but driving a 1.4 clit doesn't give you a lot umph.
    Alright, someone needs to comment on this, but it won't be me..

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    • #3
      Re: Re: MMm need a cruise control

      Originally posted by KvHagedorn
      Alright, someone needs to comment on this, but it won't be me..
      Hey, don't look at me.
      I'm at work & this thread is going to become "Not Work Safe" very quickly.
      chuck
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      • #4
        Is that a 1.4 inch clit we are talking about!
        According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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        • #5
          Re: MMm need a cruise control

          Originally posted by The PIT
          A more powerful car means you pull away from the plonker in the middle lane but driving a 1.4 clit doesn't give you a lot umph.
          Maybe you need a bigger clit then The Pit!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            Re: Re: MMm need a cruise control

            Originally posted by ZokesPro
            Maybe you need a bigger clit then The Pit!
            You're saying I'ma bit of c!"£ ?????
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            • #7
              HAHA! Wow!
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • #8
                Its too bad you don't live in florida with people who can't see past the windshield. Take for instance, I deliver tractor parts to various people from time to time. This one instance, I had over 7,000 pounds on the trailer, mowers, box blades, stuff like that. I'm doing the speed limit, 50 mph and a guy pulls out in front of me, not more than roughly 100 feet. Now I wouldn't mind if that person would of gained a little more speed, but didn't, and I had to slam on the brakes. Luckily nothing happened but the guy couldn't get over 30 miles an hour for over 10 miles. I think he has a .00000000000001 clit and needs something to improve his speed, maybe a gas pedal would help.
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                • #9
                  Should have given him a friendly nudge.
                  It's even better when they pull out realise they're doing something wrong and then stop right in your way.
                  Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
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