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    Got this in an email.

    Dear asnvtec ,


    THIS IS THE BEST MONEY MAKING SYSTEM OF ALL TIME.
    NO SELLING, FOLLOW-UPS OR INTENSIVE LABOR. NO RISK, AND EASY AS PIE.
    READ CAREFULLY.
    IF A 15 YEAR OLD BOY CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU. AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV. THIS
    IS THE ONE.
    Parents of 15 year old boy find $71,000 cash hidden in his closet. Does
    this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have
    just seen this story recently featured on a major news program (USA). His
    mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a
    large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes
    and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year old son’s closet. Nothing
    could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and
    found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and
    hundreds all neatly rubber banded in labeled piles. "My first thought was
    that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year old woman.
    "There was over $71,000 in that--that’s more than my husband earns in a
    year!" The woman immediately called her husband at the car dealership
    where he worked to tell him what she had discovered. He came home right
    away and they drove together to the boys school and picked him up.
    Little did they suspect that where the money came from was more shocking
    than actually finding it in the closet.
    As it turns out, the boy had been sending out e-mails, a type of
    "Report" to email addresses that he obtained off the internet. Everyday after
    school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his
    computer in his bedroom.
    "I just got the e-mail one day and I figured what the heck. I put my
    name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says
    the clever 15 year old. The email letter listed 5 addresses and
    contained instructions to send one $5 dollar bill to each person on the list,
    then delete the address at the top and move the other addresses down,
    and finally, to add your name to the top of the list. The letter goes on
    to state that you would receive several thousand dollars in five-dollar
    bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name at the
    top of the 5 address list.
    "I get junk email all the time, and really did not think it was going
    to work." the boy continues. Within the first few days of sending out
    the email, the Post Office that his parents had got him for his
    video-game magazine subscriptions began to fill up not with magazines, but
    envelopes containing $5 bills.
    "About a week later, I rode (my bike) down to the post office and my
    box had 1 magazine and about 300 envelopes stuffed in it. There was also
    a yellow slip that said I had to go up to the post office counter. I
    thought I was in trouble or something (laughs), He goes on. "I went up to
    the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride
    back home and empty my backpack because I could not carry it all." Over
    the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the email. "The money
    just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it out and stashing it in
    the closet, barely had time for my homework."
    He had also been riding his bike to several of the banks in his area
    and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties, and hundred s. "I
    didn’t want the banks to get suspicious, so I kept riding to different
    banks with like five thousand dollars at a time in my backpack. I would
    usually tell the lady at the bank counter that my Dad had sent me in to
    exchange the money and he was outside waiting for me. One time the lady
    gave me a really strange look and told me that she would not be able to
    do it for me and my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just
    rode to the next bank down the street. (laughs).
    Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The
    reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called chain letter the
    boy was sending out and found that it was not a chain letter at all. In
    fact, it was completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws,
    Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code,
    also in the code of federal regulations. Volume 16, Sections 255 and
    436, which state a product or service must be exchanged for money
    received.
    Every five-dollar bill that the boy received contained a note that
    read: "Please send me report number XXX." This simple note made the letter
    legal because he was exchanging a service (A report on how to) for a
    five-dollar bill fee.
    Here is the letter that the 15 year old was sending out by email, you
    can do the exact same thing he was doing, simply by following the
    instructions in this letter.
    Dear Friends and Future Millionaires: AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV; Making
    over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an
    investment of $25.00 US expense one time.
    THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET.
    Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter
    you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
    this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
    devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
    below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also
    investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and
    for all that there are absolutely NO laws prohibiting the participation
    in the program and if people can follow the simple instructions, they
    are bound to make some mega bucks with only $ 25.00 out of pocket cost.
    DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
    ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
    This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity, I
    was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so
    glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for
    the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a
    total of $610,470.00 in 21 weeks with money still coming in. Here is
    another testimonial! : "This program has been around for a long time but
    I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the
    mail, I decided to gamble my $25.00 on it. I followed the simple
    instructions and 3 weeks later the money started to come.
    First month, I only made $240.00 but in the next 2 months after that I
    made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by
    re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.
    The key to success in this program is to the follow the simple steps
    and NOT change anything." More testimonials later, but first,
    PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    If you would like to make at least $500,00.00 every 4 to 5 months
    easily and comfortably, please read the following....
    THEN READ IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL
    COME TRUE, GUARANTEED.
    INSTRUCTIONS;
    Order all 5 reports shown on the list below and for each report, send
    $5 CASH, THE NAME AND NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR
    EMAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST NEXT TO THE
    REPORT. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER
    in case of any mail problems.
    When you place an order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You
    will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and
    resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5= $25.00. Within a few days, you
    will receive, via email, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
    individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
    to send to the 1,000`s of people who will order them from you. Also
    make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something

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    happens to your computer
    IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
    each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what
    is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out on the
    majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you
    will also see how it does not work if you change it.
    Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT
    work. People have tried to put their friends and relatives names on all
    five, thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work that
    way. Believe us, we have all tried to be greedy and then nothing
    happened. So, Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. If
    you do, it will not work for you.
    Remember, honesty reaps the reward. After you have ordered all 5
    reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person
    in report in #5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no
    doubt counting their fortune.
    2.....Move the name &address in REPORT #4 DOWN TO REPORT #5
    3.....Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down to report #4
    4....Move the name & address in REPORT #! 2 down to report #3
    5....Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down to report #2
    6....Insert YOUR name and address in the REPORT #l position
    PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name and address ACCURATELY Take this
    entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your
    computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well, just
    in case you lose any data.
    To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet, the 5
    reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information
    which includes how to send bulk emails legally, where to find thousands
    of free classified ads, and much more. There are 2 primary methods to
    get the venture going.
    METHOD #l: BY SENDING BULK EMAIL LEGALLY Let’s say that you decide to
    start small, just to see how it goes, and we will assume you and those
    involved send out only 5,000 email each. Let’s also assume that the
    mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be better but
    let’s just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send out hundreds of
    thousands of emails instead of only 5,000 each. Continuing with this
    example, you send out only 5,000 emails. With a 0.2% response, that is
    only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10 people responded by sending out
    5,000 emails each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 emails only
    0.2% responded with orders. That’s 100 people responded and ordered
    report #2, those 100 people mail out 5,000 each for a total of 500,000
    emails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for report #3. Those 1000
    people send out 5,000 emails each for a total of 5 million emails sent
    out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4. Those
    10,000 people send out 5.000 emails each for a total of 5 0,000,00
    emails. The 0.2% response to that is l00,000.00 orders for #5. That’s 100,000
    ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH ......$500,00.00 (half a million) Your total
    income in this example is: 1....$50+ 2....$500+ 3....$5,000+ 4....$50,000+
    5....$500,0! 00 Grand total = $555,550.00
    NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
    POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A
    LOT OF MONEY. REMEMBER, FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
    ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 THAT YOU MAILED TO.
    Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
    even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 emails each, or more? There
    are over 1509 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
    Believe me, many people will do just that, and more.
    METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET Advertising on the net
    is very inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
    Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily get a larger
    response. We strongly suggest you to start with Method #1 and add Method #2
    as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is email
    them the report they ordered. That’s it. Always provide same day service
    on all orders. This will guarantee that the emails they send out, with
    your name and address on it, will be prompt because they cannot
    advertise until they receive the reports.
    AVAILABLE REPORTS ORDER EACH REPORT BY NUMBER AND NAME ONLY.
    Note: Always send $5 US currency for each report. CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED.
    Make sure wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper conceals the cash.
    On one of those sheets of paper, write the number and name of the
    report you are ordering. Your email address and your name and postal
    address.
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    PLACE YOUR ORDERS FOR THESE REPORTS NOW
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    REPORT #1 "The Insider’s Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
    Order Report #1 from: K Ernst 803 West 18th Street
    Cedar Falls, Iowa 50613
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    REPORT #2: The Insider’s Guide to sending Bulk Email on the Net"
    D Neumann 4260 Peachtree Road
    Inman, S. Carolina 29349
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    REPORT #3 "Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
    M Harris 4804 Laurel Canyon Blvd. #297
    Valley Village, California 91607
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCXXXXXXXXX

    REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing MLM and the Net"
    Marie Hopman 9 Sheridan Road West
    Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada TIK 4L6
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    REPORT #5 "How to Send Out One Million Emails for Free"
    J.L. 106 Pine Street
    Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada T8A lG8
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOUR #5 BILLS ARE GOING ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND
    DELIVERY OF REPORTS COULD TAKE FROM 3 DAYS TO 2 WEEKS. ALSO REMEMBER TO
    AFFIX PROPER POSTAGE FOR EACH DESTINATION YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES
    Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success. If you do not
    receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending
    emails until you do. After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after
    that you should receive 100 orders or more for report #2. If you do
    not, continue advertising or sending emails until you do. Once you have
    received 100 or more orders for Report #2, you can relax because the
    system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in.
    THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER Every time your name is moved down on the
    list, you are placed in front of a different report. You can keep track
    of your progress by watching which report people are ordering from you.
    IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME, SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF EMAILS AND
    START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
    There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate with this business.
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM; You have just
    received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest
    of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make
    more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever
    imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. DO NOT CHANGE IT IN ANY
    WAY. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to email a copy of
    this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report
    #1 and moved other to #2,,,,#5 as instructed above. One of the people
    you send this to may send out 100,000 or more emails and your name will
    be on every one of them. Remember, though, the more you send out the
    more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you
    the ideas, information, material and opportunity to become financially
    independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW.
    MORE TESTIMONALS "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
    Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty
    good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
    receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge
    of the population and percentages involved. I knew it wouldn’t work.
    Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a few days later jumped
    in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay
    the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn’t work. Well, the
    laugh was on me. Within 3 weeks, she had received 50 responses. Within the
    next 45 days, she had made a total of $147,000.00. All cash. I was
    shocked. have joined Jody in her "hobby". Mitchell Wolf ..Chicago, Illinois
    "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
    mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided
    that the initial investment was so little that there was just ! no way
    that I wouldn’t get enough orders to at least get my money back. I was
    surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders.

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    • #3
      I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this
      deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn’t a
      better investment with a faster return and so big. Dan Sandstrom,
      Alberta, Canada
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXZXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX
      I had received this program before. I deleted, but later I wondered if
      I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
      to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was emailed again by
      someone else. 11 months passed then it luckily came again. I did not delete
      it this time. I made more than $490,000.00 on my first try and all the
      money came within 22 weeks. Susan De Suzan. New York, New York
      It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
      little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
      within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
      $20,560,00. and by the end of the third month my total cash count was
      $362,840.00. Life is beautiful. Thanks to the Internet.
      Fred Delia, Westport, New Zealand
      ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL
      FREEDOM.

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      • #4
        riiiteee......lets all do this and get a Ferrari Modena!!~ ^^&

        ..::ErkWerk::..

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