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    An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old
    man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

    Dear Bubba,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
    were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.
    Dear Dad,
    "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"
    Love, Bubba

    At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the.....


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  • #2
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • #4
        awsomly funny!!

        ~Sethos
        "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Good one. Here's the (slightly longer) UK version, FWIW:

          An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato
          garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

          Shortly, he received this reply, " FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

          His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do at this time."



          FT.

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          • #6
            i dun get it?
            wots so funny bout it~~~
            plz xplain ^^

            ..::ErkWerk::..

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            • #7
              Hehehe
              Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.

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              • #8
                ok.... funny
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                • #9
                  Wasn't similar joke posted by Dogbert where 2 jews in Sowiet union wreote such letters in order for KGB to dig their garden or chop their wood?

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