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    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interupted on the very last resort,
    and the accessors of the memory make your floppy disks abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash.

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house
    says your network is connected to the button on your mouse
    but your packet wants to tunnel to another protocol,
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavey as a souse,
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    cuz sure as I'm a poet this suckers gonna hang.

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
    and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
    Last edited by CHHAS; 13 November 2002, 12:59.
    "That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"

    P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFT

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    hillarious
    Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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    • #3
      Whoa!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        Ah the childhood memories...
        ___________

        Good one

        ~Sethos
        "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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        • #5
          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Thanks! I've been looking for this for 3 years, since I first saw it some guys cube.

            Jammrock
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • #7
              A classic!
              Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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              • #8
                luvitt....
                I was reading the cat in the hat to my daughter less than 20 minutes ago!

                did anyone NOT read Dr Seuss as a kid?

                RedRed
                Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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                • #9
                  LOL
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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