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  • Anybody want to hear another joke?

    If so then read on, if not then go here!

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would make up their faces in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips against the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would do it again. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowel, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

  • #2
    lol
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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    • #3
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • #4
        HAHA! I like that...

        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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        • #5
          Same girl that sent me this joke again.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ZokesPro
            Same girl that sent me this joke again.
            and you were kind enough to share

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Admiral


              and you were kind enough to share
              Of course! Good jokes are meant to be shared amongst friends!
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • #8
                Here's a couple of good ones I got today.

                There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine
                and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench
                his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the
                machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a
                Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

                Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted
                it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
                for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

                She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied
                it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
                As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been
                waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

                "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly
                replied:
                "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

                Pregnancy Differences-

                Your Clothes

                -1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your
                OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

                -2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as
                possible.

                -3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.


                The Baby's Name

                -1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice
                pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favourites.

                -2nd baby: Someone has to name his or her kid after your
                great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.

                -3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see
                where your finger points.


                Preparing for the Birth

                -1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

                -2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember
                that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

                -3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.


                The Layette

                -1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes,
                colour-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's
                little bureau.

                -2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are
                clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

                -3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?


                Worries

                -1st baby: At the first sign of distress -- a whimper, a
                frown -- you pick up the baby.

                -2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten
                to wake your firstborn.

                -3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the
                mechanical swing.


                Activities

                -1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby
                Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

                -2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

                -3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and
                the dry cleaner.


                Going Out

                -1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter,
                you call home 5 times.

                -2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to
                leave a number where you can be reached.

                -3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only
                if she sees blood.


                At Home

                -1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at
                the baby.

                -2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure
                your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

                -3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from
                the children.
                Joel
                Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.

                www.lp.org

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                System Specs: AMD XP2000+ @1.68GHz(12.5x133), ASUS A7V133-C, 512MB PC133, Matrox Parhelia 128MB, SB Live! 5.1.
                OS: Windows XP Pro.
                Monitor: Cornerstone c1025 @ 1280x960 @85Hz.

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                • #9
                  First one is hilarious and the second one, well, hehe, it's all too true! (which makes it funny ina real way)
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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