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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Maybe Byock can finally answer the age old question:

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?

    --Insert something here--

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Originally posted by Ajax
    Maybe Byock can finally answer the age old question:

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?


    Oh, no. I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later..

    Ok, I will say this one last time. The Chicken didnt cross the road. He stood next to it, to see how long Man would ask this question...
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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    • #3
      COBOL Programmers:

      0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
      IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
      PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
      VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
      ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
      ELSE
      GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

      Bill Gates: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.

      Plato: For the greater good.

      Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

      Mr. Spock: It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.

      Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

      Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

      Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

      Monty Python: The Larch.

      Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        @ ZokesPro

        DUDLMAOWPMP!
        According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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        • #5
          *Husband enters house.*
          Wife: You come home covered in blonde feathers and you expect me to believe you crossed the road just to get to the other side?

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          • #6
            Hpar_: many of the "illuminous" do NOT want to be a part of it however they are forced into this "elite" chicken crossing cult psychologically from birth
            _hsubpar_: The chicken is a minion of SPURM!!! SOCK?
            Gurm: I can assure you all that the chicken did _NOT_ cross the road. Although the Church STILL deny it didn't. *shrug*
            thop: i dont get it
            Byock: Once you have a chicken, you can't go back, baby
            Rakido: It wasn't a chicken, it was my avatar cat.
            Guru: Originally posted by Guru
            Gurm: FEKKIE! SPEKKIE!
            thop: ok now i get it.
            Meet Jasmine.
            flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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            • #7
              That's great!
              Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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              • #8
                Guru: DUDLMAOWPMP!
                Greebe: <img src="http://forums.murc.ws/images/icons/icon6.gif" alt="Soon&trade;" />
                Dr Mordrid: CNN have annouced that they are currently receiving the latest reports from both sides of the road.
                leech: A *REAL* chicken, such as the linux chicken would not have been able to cross the road because Microshaft own the road...
                Lizzard[MPE]: the chicken wasn't in ut. that is all
                R0M: Hey Guys, Just wanted to keep you up to date that we are still investigating this "chicken" issue, Regards,
                The PIT: EU recommends no chicken crossing
                Dogbert: Two Jews and a chicken walk into a bar. You'd think there was a punchline Pace could think of that was funny to end this, don't you?
                Last edited by Pace; 24 October 2002, 08:12.
                Meet Jasmine.
                flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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                • #9
                  Allan Greenspan: it was seeking for new markets on the other side of the road.

                  Karl Marx: it was historically inevitable

                  George W. Bush: what the hell is a chicken?
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                  • #10
                    ...for Zokes and Guru ONLY...

                    ...bet you are chicken to cross the road for this...

                    Attached Files
                    How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                    Who cares?

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                    • #11
                      Dear Lord!

                      <I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>
                      Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wombat
                        Dear Lord!

                        <I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>
                        LOL!

                        She should have a liscense for those!
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          The dangers of sitting in a tiny seat with a huge ass...

                          squish!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wombat
                            Dear Lord!

                            <I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>


                            I think that about sums up my reaction.
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • #15
                              Re: ...for Zokes and Guru ONLY...

                              Originally posted by mutz
                              ...bet you are chicken to cross the road for this...

                              I'm not sure which way to run!
                              --Insert something here--

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