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  • #1

    Engineers

    2 Engineers meet on the boardwalk for lunch. The first engineer notices the second engineer walking a new bright red bike. So, he asks his friend "Where did you get the nice bike?"

    The second engineer responds, "Well, that is a funny story, this beautiful blond women was riding it, stopped in front of me, tore off all her clothes, and said "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT"

    The first engineer rubs his chin and says "Good choice, the clothes probably would not have fit."
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
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  • #2
    Sounds about right

    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      That's enough to make you want to choke the Chicken.
      --Insert something here--

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      • #4
        Hehe, silly engineers!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • #5
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #6
            hahahaha...... darn
            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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            • #7
              Heyyyy I am an engineer!! If she was driving a car then I would consider it but not a bike

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              • #8
                I'd take the woman anyd... Hey, wait, was it a really EXPENSIVE and COOL-LOOKING bike in FERRARI RED color with LOTS of ALUMINIUM and TITANIUM and nifty GADGETS and wide TIRES with professional SUSPENSION and TENS of GEARS ???

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                • #9
                  Hehe, you guys are silly. I would have taken the clothes!
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ZokesPro
                    Hehe, you guys are silly. I would have taken the clothes!

                    Uhh, You wouldn't be wearing them to bars now, would you?
                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                    • #11
                      Why not with that bounce going on?
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