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  • #2
    Wouldn't the acid from the lime irritate the sensitive skin in a woman's vagina?

    And most important of all (since I'm a guy), wouldn't the acid irritate the guys penis?

    Titanium is the new bling!
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    • #3
      Think of how it feels when you get a spritz of lemon juice in your eye. Now imagine it getting into the eye of the "trouser snake". Yeeeeouch!!
      Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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      • #4
        The vagina is normally acidic, so adding lemon or lime juice just changes the degree and not the normal environment. This acidity helps prevent bacterial and fungal infection. The level of this acidity varies somewhat through a womans monthly cycle.

        The environment under a mans foreskin and within his urethra is also acidic for the same reasons: it helps prevent bacterial and fungal growth. As such penile skin, even in circumcised men, is naturally somewhat resistant to an acidic environment. This resistance also helps prevent irritation from having normal sexual relations given that the vaginal environment is also acidic.

        Since the acidic vaginal environment is also toxic to semen males produce Cowpers fluid, which is released both pre-insertion and pre-ejaculation in order to both lubricate the female and temporarily neutralize the vaginas acidic environment until the semen have a chance to enter the cervix.

        This fluid is also one reason why women who have sex without condoms are prone to getting bacterial or fungal infections: the lowering of their protective acid barrier by the Cowpers fluid sets up an environent that is slightly more prone to infection.

        Dr. Mordrid

        Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 10 October 2002, 22:41.
        Dr. Mordrid
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        • #5
          Re: Hehe, I don't have to save my dimes anymore...

          I hate to break it to ya, but you can't get your hand pregnant

          Rags

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          • #6
            ...say Doc, does Cowpers fluid induce hair growth?
            How can you possibly take anything seriously?
            Who cares?

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            • #7
              If I remember rightly, I read/watched/was taught once something about prostitutes in Victorian England inserting half a lemon rind as a contraceptive measure.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by mutz
                ...say Doc, does Cowpers fluid induce hair growth?
                Maybe you should ask BuddMan.. with all that jacking he might have a pube or two by now.

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                • #9
                  ...yeah, nothing like experience. Budd?
                  How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                  Who cares?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mutz
                    ...say Doc, does Cowpers fluid induce hair growth?
                    Not AFAIK, so you guys shouldn't use it to try bringing back your receeding hairlines

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
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                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

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                    • #11
                      Mutz doesn't look like that's a big problem for him...
                      Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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                      • #12
                        ...nope.
                        How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                        Who cares?

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                        • #13
                          well..... naaaaaa this is toooo private to share... mabe next time
                          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                          • #14
                            Hell, I'm gonna try it just to see what it feels like. I just have to find a chick who will agree.
                            System Specs:
                            Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

                            Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
                            May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
                            Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
                            And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
                            just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
                            For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BuddMan
                              Hell, I'm gonna try it just to see what it feels like. I just have to find a chick who will agree.
                              Unless you end up stickin it to a lime with a johnson sized hole it, "a la American Pie"!
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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