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    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
    the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
    is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense!)

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
    but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
    may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Whatz the difference?)

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
    also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
    covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder
    which head?)

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
    countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
    sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
    for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
    else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
    lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice at
    last!)

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
    the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
    the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought!)

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
    problem that they had to pass this law?)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
    with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
    only"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    premises." (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam
    though!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
    pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still
    not over that pig thing!)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(well that's a
    relief

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the
    government REALLY pay for this research??)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want
    to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
    that!)

    Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)

    and........


    After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those
    Pigs........

    Lawrence

  • #2
    Alright...where's Gurm?

    Rags

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Rags
      Alright...where's Gurm?

      Rags

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rags
        Alright...where's Gurm?

        Rags
        Looking for conformation on that pig thing?
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        • #5
          i never new that about lebanon.... but i have always had my doubts about the northeners ..... but here is an ugly lebanese law for you

          if you rape someone you will be let off the hook if you mary that person.... and very offten the girl just gives in to the famly presurs to mary becuse loosing her verginity is a desgrance no mater what ....

          now that sux...
          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kruzin


            Looking for conformation on that pig thing?
            I suppose its safer than being down at the lion enclosure..
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            • #7
              Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
              (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
              This one is definitely wrong. There are several species of primates that do this too.
              Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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              • #8
                The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
                I have my doubts about this one too. Maybe, just maybe, if they qualified it by saying "relative to it's size", I might believe it. I've also heard it said that the jaw muscle is strongest relative to it's size. I think for outright strength, my thigh muscles are much stronger than my tongue.
                Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                • #9
                  Agallag, True and propaply true as well.

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                  • #10
                    Think you missed the point there agallag

                    How many other muscles as small as the tongue have you got in your body that can actually move the whole of the body of a female of the species when used correctly?
                    Lawrence

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                    • #11
                      Good point LvR, I guess that would put my little finger muscle in second place...
                      Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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