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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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It's the caption at the bottom that terrifies me the most.
Volume 1 - Number 1.
Published 10 times a year for the next 30 years.
That means I'll be 60 before she goes away.
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"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
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Haha, it says "www.marthastweart.CON"!
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Can anybody please explain who this person is to a fellow non-american?
I've seen jokes about her on the net, but I don't get them...
AZComment
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She has a crafts show on TV.Titanium is the new bling!
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Well, so...?
I've heard people say she is the devil, amongst other things. Is her taste THAT bad?
AZComment
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Not really, her crafts are pretty good.
She's mainly a business woman, and she's VERY good at it and made TONS of cash with her ideas.
I also hear that she is evil but I honestly don't know why. Maybe it's cause she's ruthless in the way she handles her business stuff. I dunno.
She also has a line of products too, drapes, towels and such.Titanium is the new bling!
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Ugh - I really don't like having names on clothes. I mean, why should I have the name of someone else on MY underwear?
(OK, I confess, I once owned Calvin Klein underwear, but they don't fit anymore )
AZComment
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You wear Calvin Klein's underwear???????Originally posted by az
Ugh - I really don't like having names on clothes. I mean, why should I have the name of someone else on MY underwear? (OK, I confess, I once owned Calvin Klein underwear, but they don't fit anymore )
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Does HE know that???
lol kidding
Titanium is the new bling!
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Martha Stewart is in trouble because she appears to be caught red-handed in the middle of an insider trading deal. She had stock in a friend's company, and sold it a day or two before the company made an announcement that caused the stock price to plummet. The CEO of that company is already facing charges. Martha is trying to act innocent, "I told my stock broker to sell that a long time ago," but she's not getting any help with an alibi.Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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She already has a pile of cash, what's a loss of a few million to her? Not much! (depending on how much it's worth)Titanium is the new bling!
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