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    Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

    Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

    California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia: We Put The ''Fun'' In Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the ''S''

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Whores and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Educashun State

    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Ayuh

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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  • #2
    I figured Indiana would be "Hoosier mama?"

    btw Indiana use to be under water not but 20 million years ago (something like that) where do ya think Limestone comes from?

    (yeah yeah yeah shuddup Greebe
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Re: State Mottos

      Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]

      Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
      We have this saying around here but just for one city called Marmora!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        wow, you guys have a lot of states... *yawn*
        Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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        • #5
          Re: State Mottos

          Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
          Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
          We have a similar saying, generally about Wales, although sometimes using Australia, New Zealand, the Falkland Islands or anywhere else that has a lot of sheep and we want to take the P out of.

          "Wales, where Men are Men and Sheep get worried."
          Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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          • #6
            Imagine someone posting a thread on regions in Austria or Germany.

            I could elaborate on regions in Slovenia but of what relevance is it to you.

            RichL: Why did men bring sheep from the Falkland War?
            - Warbrides.

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            • #7
              The Falkland Islands has a P?

              OEM or Bulk?

              P.
              Meet Jasmine.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by UtwigMU
                Imagine someone posting a thread on regions in Austria or Germany.

                I could elaborate on regions in Slovenia but of what relevance is it to you.

                RichL: Why did men bring sheep from the Falkland War?
                - Warbrides.
                I'm sure everyone would love to hear about Slovenia or Austria or anywhere else.

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: State Mottos

                  Originally posted by ZokesPro


                  We have this saying around here but just for one city called Marmora!
                  Where do you live Zokes? Peterborough-ish?
                  Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: Re: State Mottos

                    Originally posted by agallag


                    Where do you live Zokes? Peterborough-ish?
                    Nope, had a girlfriend from Peterborough though.

                    Ever heard of the city Belle-Vegas?
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • #11
                      Lizards Make Excellent Pets
                      You like being tied up Liz??????????

                      Paul
                      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                      • #12
                        fluffy handcuffs perhaps?
                        Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                        • #13
                          yeS ,,,AND OOONNNNlllllyyyy if they are LIGHT BLUE
                          www.lizziemorrison.com

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                          • #14
                            <img src="http://home.iprimus.com.au/agent31/smilies/52.gif">

                            now how did I know you were going to say that?
                            Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                            • #15
                              because i'm just about as predictable as you are
                              www.lizziemorrison.com

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