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    Power of women

    It only took a single blow job to change the world. Even Monica was hotter than she thought: Monica gave President Clinton a blow job, which resulted in Big Al not using the President in his campaign,which caused Mr. Gore to lose a number of states that he easily could have won,which gave George W. Bush the
    Presidency,which allowed Bush to nominate environmental-rapist Mommy Gale Norton as Secretary of the Interior,which will give her the power to open up millions of acres of heretofore pristine wilderness to oil drilling,which means cheaper fuel,which will allow all the gas-guzzling, air-polluting,
    supersized-SUV-driving Mommies to keep those road hogs longer and drive them further,which, combined with the extra pollution caused by all the new oil rigs burning off their excess gas
    with mile-high flames straight into the wild blue yonder, will burn an even bigger hole in the ozone,which will create more global warming,which will raise the temperature of the entire planet
    by 6.9 degrees!The Power of WomenIf you still believe men are more powerful than women, answer this question: With a single physical act lasting no more than five minutes,could you raise the
    temperature of the entire planet?

    LOL

    I think if I install a million AMD based PC's without heat sinks or fans and turn them on all at the same time, I can raise the temperature of the earth by 10 degrees and cause an Archtic melt down LOL

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    Warmer temps means more bikinis, right?

    MadScot
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    • #3
      Originally posted by MadScot
      Warmer temps means more bikinis, right?

      MadScot
      Praise Monica.
      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
      people do all day!"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MadScot
        Warmer temps means more bikinis, right?

        MadScot

        or several layers of sunblock that would at some point hide all the skin thus making the idea of bikini obsoleet
        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SpiralDragon



          or several layers of sunblock that would at some point hide all the skin thus making the idea of bikini obsoleet
          That's if she's wearing SPF 5000!!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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