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  • A Bush/Blair Joke

    Mr. President and Mr. Prime Minister were discussing global politics over dinner:
    Bush: We'll start a war in which we will kill 14 millions of Arabs and 1 lawyer.

    The waiter who was eavesdropping cannot resist:
    - What lawyer if I may ask?

    Bush: I told you no one will ask about the Arabs.

  • #2
    We have a similar joke here about being accepted to an ultra nationalist right wing organisation (they became illegal) here:

    a: Do you know how one can join 'Cahana Khai' ?

    b: no

    a: Simple, you just have to kill 7 Arabs and a cat

    b: Why a cat !?

    a: You're accepted !

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    • #3
      Or you can say it this way!

      a: Do you know how one can join 'MURC' ?

      b: No.

      a: Simple, you just have to kill the "Village Idiot" and all Super-MURCers .

      b: Why all Super-MURCers!?

      a: See I told you nobody cared about the "Village Idiot"!!


      I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.
        Indeed.
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #5
          i agree.... being of arab origion myself
          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          • #6
            It's just as racist as the 1st joke.

            I could tell it differently just to show you it's still funny:

            a: How does one Join the KKK ?

            b: Ah, simple - burn 2 jews, hang 2 niggers and skin 1 live cat

            a: Why skin a live cat !?

            b: You're accepted !

            Still funny

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            • #7
              I dont think so......
              "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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