PDA

View Full Version : A Bush/Blair Joke



UtwigMU
13th August 2002, 20:38
Mr. President and Mr. Prime Minister were discussing global politics over dinner:
Bush: We'll start a war in which we will kill 14 millions of Arabs and 1 lawyer.

The waiter who was eavesdropping cannot resist:
- What lawyer if I may ask?

Bush: I told you no one will ask about the Arabs.

Dogbert
14th August 2002, 00:17
We have a similar joke here about being accepted to an ultra nationalist right wing organisation (they became illegal) here:

a: Do you know how one can join 'Cahana Khai' ?

b: no

a: Simple, you just have to kill 7 Arabs and a cat

b: Why a cat !?

a: You're accepted !

ZokesPro
14th August 2002, 11:13
Or you can say it this way!

a: Do you know how one can join 'MURC' ?

b: No.

a: Simple, you just have to kill the "Village Idiot" and all Super-MURCers .

b: Why all Super-MURCers!?

a: See I told you nobody cared about the "Village Idiot"!! :D:D

I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.

Paddy
14th August 2002, 12:39
I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.

Indeed.

SpiralDragon
14th August 2002, 13:16
i agree.... being of arab origion myself

Dogbert
14th August 2002, 13:54
It's just as racist as the 1st joke.

I could tell it differently just to show you it's still funny:

a: How does one Join the KKK ?

b: Ah, simple - burn 2 jews, hang 2 niggers and skin 1 live cat

a: Why skin a live cat !?

b: You're accepted !

Still funny :)

SpiralDragon
14th August 2002, 14:01
I dont think so......