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    People of MURC !

    Today, Aug 6 2002, I St. Dogbert hereby declare and proclaim myself the King of MURC.

    To this day you all knew me as a supreme being, above and behond your puny selves. As of today, you will see me as your king and ruler. You will do as I say, feel as I say and exist as I say. You will evolve from being silly little human beings with illusions of freedom, to the subjects of St. Dogbert - King of MURC (and shortly the rest of the world, galaxy and the UNIVERSE !!!).
    You will pray to me, serve me and tickle my back and behind my ears.
    In return, you will know the joy of knowing and serving St. Dogbert.

  • #2
    And another thing. You will rate this thread and any other thread which I dignify with my presence as 5 - "Best" !

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    • #3
      Somehow, this remainded me of the "Life of Brian", where they are discussing what the Romans ever did for them:

      -
      REG
      All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us IN RETURN? (he pauses smugly)
      XERXES
      The aqueduct?
      REG
      What?
      XERXES
      The aqueduct.
      REG
      Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
      MASKED COMMANDO
      And the sanitation!
      STAN
      Oh yes ... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.
      REG
      All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans HAVE done ...
      MATTHIAS
      And the roads ...
      REG
      (sharply) Well YES OBVIOUSLY the roads ... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads ...
      ANOTHER MASKED COMMANDO
      Irrigation ...
      OTHER MASKED VOICES
      Medicine ... Education ... Health
      REG
      Yes ... all right, fair enough ...
      COMMANDO NEARER THE FRONT
      And the wine ...
      GENERAL
      Oh yes! True!
      FRANCIS
      Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg.
      MASKED COMMANDO AT BACK
      Public baths!
      STAN
      AND it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
      FRANCIS
      Yes, they certainly know how to keep order ...
      (general nodding)
      ... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
      (more general murmurs of agreement)
      REG
      All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAVE the Romans done for US?
      XERXES
      Brought peace!
      REG
      (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all)
      What!? Oh ... (scornfully) Peace, yes ... shut up!
      -

      So, what has Dogbert ever done for us ?


      Jörg

      edit: Link to this scene: http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scr.../brian-09.html
      Last edited by VJ; 6 August 2002, 01:11.
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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      • #4

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KvHagedorn

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          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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          • #6
            (yes, I'm an html moron.. couldn't figure out a better way to center that pic where I wanted it.. )

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            • #7
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              there!

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              • #8
                Beware, for I am strong with the force.

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                • #9
                  Seems he dident drink any water, his brain has boiled
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • #10
                    Well, according to the latests stats from the elections, I'm the undisputed king !

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                    • #11
                      Well if there anything like our electrions the majority voted against the leaders.
                      Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                      Weather nut and sad git.

                      My Weather Page

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                      • #12
                        Well, according to the latests stats from the elections, I'm the undisputed king !
                        I didn't realise Tel Aviv was a county in Florida
                        "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                        "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Shit happnens

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                          • #14
                            Well, after exchanging some messages with Dogbert (some more friendly then others ), I felt we should put an end to this megalomania.

                            So I have decided to run against Dogbert in the election (that'll teach him !).

                            But first: are there people here that might consider to vote for me ?

                            Jörg
                            pixar
                            Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                            • #15
                              To quote PVP Online (http://www.pvponline.com):

                              GAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

                              - Gurm

                              P.S. If we were handing out titles, I think _I_ would probably be the Dark Lord of MURC.
                              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                              I'm the least you could do
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I would still get screwed

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