People of MURC !
Today, Aug 6 2002, I St. Dogbert hereby declare and proclaim myself the King of MURC.
To this day you all knew me as a supreme being, above and behond your puny selves. As of today, you will see me as your king and ruler. You will do as I say, feel as I say and exist as I say. You will evolve from being silly little human beings with illusions of freedom, to the subjects of St. Dogbert - King of MURC (and shortly the rest of the world, galaxy and the UNIVERSE !!!).
You will pray to me, serve me and tickle my back and behind my ears.
In return, you will know the joy of knowing and serving St. Dogbert.
Today, Aug 6 2002, I St. Dogbert hereby declare and proclaim myself the King of MURC.
To this day you all knew me as a supreme being, above and behond your puny selves. As of today, you will see me as your king and ruler. You will do as I say, feel as I say and exist as I say. You will evolve from being silly little human beings with illusions of freedom, to the subjects of St. Dogbert - King of MURC (and shortly the rest of the world, galaxy and the UNIVERSE !!!).
You will pray to me, serve me and tickle my back and behind my ears.
In return, you will know the joy of knowing and serving St. Dogbert.
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