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How to bathe a cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids, add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move place cat in toilet, close lids
and stand on top so the cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
to clean self. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet. Cat
is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 to 4 times. This provides power
for the rinse which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors
where he will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
2. Lift both lids, add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move place cat in toilet, close lids
and stand on top so the cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
to clean self. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet. Cat
is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 to 4 times. This provides power
for the rinse which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors
where he will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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