Well Satan pops in time to time is God too much of a stuffed shirt to bother????
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How come Satan sometimes posts here but not God
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Nah Satan just told me you're not God.
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How come Satan sometimes posts here but not God?If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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Originally posted by Dilitante1
God is still trying out triple head gaming on 3 really big screensTitanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)
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Cant he just zap him (Bill) and then trot over here?
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UNIFIED FIELD THEORY
In the Beginning there was Aristotle,
and objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
and objects in motion tended to come to rest,
and soon everything was at rest,
and God saw that it was boring.
Then God created Newton;
objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
but objects in motion tended to remain in motion,
and energy was conserved
and momentum was conserved
and matter was conserved,
and God saw that it was conservative.
Then God created Einstein,
and everything was relative,
and fast things became short,
and straight things became curved,
and the universe was filled with inertial frames,
and God saw that it was relatively general
but some of it was especially relative.
Then God created Bohr,
and there was the Principle,
and the Principle was Quantum,
and all things were quantified,
but some things were still relative,
and God saw that it was confusing.
Then God was going to create Furgeson,
and Furgeson would have unified,
and he would have fielded a theory,
and All would have been One,
but it was the Seventh Day
and God rested,
and objects at rest tend to remain at rest.
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Maybe the MURC is just one evil place?
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So Gods a rest and needs a kick up his ass to get things moving.
Okay doke.
Boot.
Okay where does one hide from an angry god???
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OH MY GOD!!! Now you've done it.
GOD,
It was The Pit that booted your bottom, but have mercy on him. He knows not what he does.
Besides, Indiana made him do it.
There, I told him.#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"
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Traitor!!!
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LOL
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