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Drizzt
21st July 2002, 13:49
A child asks to her mother:
"Mum, where's gone grandma?"
And the mother replies:
"Don't you remember? She has fallen from the window..."
So the child asks:
"And where's she now?"
And the mother:
"She's in the sky..."
The children:
"Shit, what a bounce!!"

ZokesPro
21st July 2002, 13:52
hehe :D

Chrono_Wanderer
21st July 2002, 14:07
weee... cool... that's a new record :p

az
21st July 2002, 14:35
Any other jokes/funny things? I'm sooooooo bored... I might even go to bed if nothing happens. it's your mission to prevent this! ;)

AZ

Drizzt
21st July 2002, 14:42
You can't ask for jokes now, it's too late in the night and I must translate the one I know in english...
And, worst of all, it seems I've lost my co-actor Zokes in the mist of who knows where...

Hey, Zoke, any joke? Are you still alive? :D

ZokesPro
21st July 2002, 14:46
Sorry guys, I'm on a call.

Wow I'm at work and i'm actually working, huh! Who would have guessed! :)

Drizzt
21st July 2002, 14:56
Az, I hope you have never read (what is the past form of read?) this:




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az
21st July 2002, 15:04
to read (spoken "reed"), read (spoken rad), read (rad) :)

This was funny, but it was posted here some weeks ago :)

AZ

Indiana
21st July 2002, 16:42
Q: Why are there seperate women parking places?

A: To avoid that women crash men's cars when trying to park their cars.... :D