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  • Woohoo! Angelina Jolie is single!!!

    My wife told me, if I ever cross paths with her, I have persmission to take advantage of the situation. I know, it'll never happen, but man, those DSLs God she is gorgeous!

    Dave
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    I think she looked a lot better without the implants and collagen injections. <I>Then</I> she was beautiful.
    Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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    • #3
      Yeah but, you know the saying...."they're fake but I don't care!"

      Dave
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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      • #4
        But I _do_ care. You really want to feel plastic when you squeeeeeeeeze 'em?

        - Gurm
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • #5
          You can have her.. I wouldn't fancy pulling down her panties and seeing "Billy Bob" tattooed on the destination I had been seeking...

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          • #6
            Who is she ????
            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
            Weather nut and sad git.

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            • #7
              Gossip on:

              I think shes a leader of some vampire cult.

              She and Billy-Bob used to wear viles containing each others blood around their necks in order to demonstrate their true love for each other.

              How ironic, how pathetic.
              Lawrence

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              • #8
                She's the actress in the lead in Tomb Raider, Girl Interrupted, Original Sin, Pushing Tin (hey, I actually saw that one). She's known for being hot (in many people's opinion), and being eccentric/erotic.

                Oh yeah, Gone in 60 Seconds, that one was fun.
                Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The PIT
                  Who is she ????
                  You have GOT to be living in a cave....

                  Angelina has some of the best wetware in the business



                  What killed me about Tomb Raider was that AJ did most of her own stunts, including the aerial ballet and the planetarium.

                  Tough lady....

                  As far as her movies go one of my faves are Gia, Girl Interrupted (won Oscar & Golden Globe), FoxFire and Bone Collector.

                  Dr. Mordrid

                  Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 19 July 2002, 00:26.
                  Dr. Mordrid
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                  I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid


                    You have GOT to be living in a cave....

                    Nope just can't remember names and put names to faces. Very few actors I can put the face and name together. Anyway got a nice pic from it.
                    Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                    Weather nut and sad git.

                    My Weather Page

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                    • #11
                      THANK GOD.. ive been wantin to get my hands around.. ..

                      .. naaa wait thats jude law
                      www.lizziemorrison.com

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                        THANK GOD.. ive been wantin to get my hands around.. ..

                        .. naaa wait thats jude law
                        hehe
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gurm
                          But I _do_ care. You really want to feel plastic when you squeeeeeeeeze 'em?

                          - Gurm
                          Man, you guys are to tense around here. Really, I hate fake tits and I actually only like handful size, no bigger. but damn, she is really good looking. So I could force myself to play with bigger ones
                          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                            You can have her.. I wouldn't fancy pulling down her panties and seeing "Billy Bob" tattooed on the destination I had been seeking...
                            Thanks, I'd be more than happy to find that tattoo Would it bother you that much?

                            Dave
                            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                            • #15
                              hehehe dave is gettin all defensive about his girl AJ
                              www.lizziemorrison.com

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