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    Sign over a gynaecologist's office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On the trucks of a local plumbing company
    in NE Pennsylvania:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

    Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blow-out."

    Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
    "Let us pick your nose."

    On an electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a non-smoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
    and take appropriate action."

    On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    you've come to the right place."

    On a taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."


    In a podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    At a car dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet
    miss a car payment."

    Outside a muffler shop:
    "No appointment necessary.
    We hear you coming."

    In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    In a restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry.
    Come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a funeral home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    At the entrance to a sperm bank:
    "The customer always comes first"

    At the exit of the same bank:
    "Thank you for coming, please come again."
    Lawrence

  • #2
    Door of a plastic surgeon's office:"Let us pick your nose."
    LOL

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    • #3
      Sign over a gynaecologist's office:
      "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
      hehe
      The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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      • #4
        Annoying signs Wet Paint. Okay when did you paint it and if it was a few days ago why didn't you remove the sign.
        Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
        Weather nut and sad git.

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        • #5
          now that is irritating!
          The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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          • #6
            ahh.. buts whats more iritating is not even bothering to put up the signe in the first place.... its a nasty habit to do so here
            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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            • #7
              TP, would you mind using punctuation? Would make your posts a whole lot easier to read

              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • #8
                Once seen in a comic.

                "Notice: If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing".

                A favourite of mine, over a hotel room bed:

                "Heisenberg may have slept here"

                FT.

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                • #9
                  Where to go with this relationship?!
                  Attached Files
                  Lawrence

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                  • #10


                    AZ
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • #11
                      Kind of reminds me of this thread! http://forums.murc.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24576
                      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                      • #12
                        tis a joke..

                        This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a British Naval
                        ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 1995. Radio
                        conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95:

                        IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

                        BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

                        IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

                        BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

                        IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

                        BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH
                        ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
                        SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15
                        DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


                        scroll.......




                        IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
                        www.lizziemorrison.com

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                        • #13
                          lol

                          tis a funny joke!
                          Last edited by ZokesPro; 18 July 2002, 09:24.
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by az
                            TP, would you mind using punctuation? Would make your posts a whole lot easier to read

                            AZ
                            You've got full stops what more do you want.
                            Besides I didn't take grammer at school so it's basically tough.
                            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                            Weather nut and sad git.

                            My Weather Page

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                              tis a joke..

                              This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a British Naval
                              ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 1995. Radio
                              conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95:

                              IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

                              BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

                              IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

                              BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

                              IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

                              BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH
                              ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
                              SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15
                              DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


                              scroll.......

                              IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
                              Thats changed a little bit. Last time I read that it was a British lighthouse and American aircraft carrier.
                              Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                              Weather nut and sad git.

                              My Weather Page

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