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    Unfortunately, it took getting beaten up, then finding a she-male before I got laid

  • #2
    I can't get laid in real life so why should I try anything else.
    Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
    Weather nut and sad git.

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    • #3
      i gave it up when the wife moved out @5 years ago

      after a while you dont miss it
      Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dilitante1
        iafter a while you dont miss it
        Oh yes you do becuase you realise how much out of practise you are.
        Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
        Weather nut and sad git.

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        • #5
          lol

          only if given the oppourtunity


          Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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          • #6
            You will always get the opertunity it depends how choosy you are.

            Getting over things takes a long time. My problem is I see friends as friends and I don't like taking advantage.
            I also don't trust outsiders very much and so far my caution has proven right.
            A few weeks ago I was on about a lass I passed on but since then I met her friends and what a load of trash. Sorry no thanks I'll be telling her to get rid all the time.
            The best miss was a work I never knew she split up with her boyfriend otherwise I'd moved in unfortunatley one my workmates has moved in literaly. Still I always beat him on football bets being a Sheffield Wednesday fan. Okay he's getting laid I can wait.
            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
            Weather nut and sad git.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dilitante1
              i gave it up when the wife moved out @5 years ago

              after a while you dont miss it
              Oh man Dil, You must be to the point where you are beating off fantasizing about the last time you beat off.

              Dave
              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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              • #8
                LOL!

                Originally posted by Helevitia


                Oh man Dil, You must be to the point where you are beating off fantasizing about the last time you beat off.

                Dave
                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                • #9
                  ahh

                  NOPE


                  -one limp pickle
                  Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dilitante1
                    ahh

                    NOPE


                    -one limp pickle
                    Take the quiz m8!

                    Last edited by Guru; 24 May 2002, 15:38.
                    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                    • #11
                      Yes! It's MY big oppatuna-ti! Keep it Real!
                      Who is General Failiure and why is he reading my drive?
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                      • #12
                        Don't need the game. Got 4 kids from 4 to 25 and still practicing to get it perfect

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        Dr. Mordrid
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                        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                        • #13

                          Hehe. If only it was this easy in real life.

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                          • #14
                            YES!!!

                            Of course, I always go for the asian first
                            System 1:
                            AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
                            Epox 8K7A
                            2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                            an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                            SBLIVE 5.1
                            Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                            IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                            Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                            3Com Hardware Modem
                            Teac 20/10/40 burner
                            Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                            New system: Under development

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