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    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
    that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
    models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


    Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those
    little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive


    Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
    section in a swimming pool?


    So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the
    Tennessee Titans?


    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that mean that
    one enjoys it?


    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
    Holland called Holes


    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery
    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with
    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say
    Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites
    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

  • #2
    Re: Ponder this:

    Originally posted by Greebe
    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
    I thought one of them was?
    FT.

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    • #3
      Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
      hehe i like this one, can i keep it???
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      • #4
        Isn't Jorden a Hole?
        "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

        "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

          Why do 7-11 stores have locks on teh door if they are open 24/7/365?
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • #6
            Why do 7-11 stores have locks on teh door if they are open 24/7/365?
            Christmas.

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            • #7
              Naw not holidays... when they count their bank
              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

              "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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              • #8
                7-11's around here are still open on Christmas day

                Jammrock
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • #9
                  Here they close some and leave others open. I think they alternate Christmases.

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