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    >MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer
    for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out
    >there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."
    >
    >HERE is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and
    >his caddie Fanny
    >Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
    likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
    >
    >ULRIKA Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about
    >snowfall when she revealed: "I had a good eight inches last night."
    >
    >LORRAINE Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a shag and
    >our resident stylist is here to give our model one."
    >
    > MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
    >"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
    >
    >Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown:
    > "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please Carol."
    >
    >DAVID Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt,
    > said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of a knockers man."
    "Yes," he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."
    >
    >HERE is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
    Keppel
    on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in
    bed last night."
    >
    >ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
    Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
    >
    > BEATRICE Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in
    > Baghdad when she informed TVam viewers: "Just after the
    liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room."
    >
    CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
    > match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
    hands hejust tossed it off."
    >
    >JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
    >"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
    >
    >Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
    today
    > after a 69."
    >
    > STEVE Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics
    > Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic
    >champion inside him."
    >
    >CHAIN Letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant
    > called Richard when he told two women competitors: "That's enough
    Dick for both of you."
    >
    >EXPERT David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid
    >on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: "This is the most magical,
    >wonderful knob I have ever seen."
    >
    > CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time
    >Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
    >
    FT.
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