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    Anyone remember this ?

    It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they
    played an old news video of Lt. Col.
    Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings
    during the Reagan Administration. There was Ollie in
    front of God and country getting the third degree, but
    what he said was stunning!

    He was being drilled by some senator: "Did you not
    recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?"

    Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."

    The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

    "No, sir," continued Ollie.

    "No? And why not?" the senator asked.

    "Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir"

    "Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned.

    "By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.

    "Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you
    that much?"

    "His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.

    At this point the senator tried to repeat the name,
    but couldn't pronounce it. Which most people back then
    probably couldn't.

    A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then
    the senator continued, "Why are you so afraid of this
    man?" the senator asked.

    "Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I
    know of," Ollie answered.

    And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the
    senator.

    "Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that
    an assassin team be formed to eliminate him and his
    men from the face of the earth."

    The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was
    all that was shown of the clip.

    If anyone is interested, the senator turned out to be
    none other than Al Gore.
    Wish I had a copy of the old hearing to verify this...

    Jammrock
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    False



    Dave
    Last edited by Helevitia; 25 March 2002, 21:49.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    • #3
      yeah, i remember seeing this on a news show a few months ago. dont remember it from 87 tho. but ya, ok i thought it was true but apparently im mistaken.. will have to watch it again
      Last edited by Lizzard[MPE]; 26 March 2002, 08:54.
      www.lizziemorrison.com

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      • #4
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • #5
          thats strange. i know i remember him saying osama..
          www.lizziemorrison.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
            thats strange. i know i remember him saying osama..
            I hate it when that happens
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • #7
              6. AND I DID SAY THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAD MOVED MY FAMILY OUT OF OUR HOME TO A MILITARY BASE (CAMP LEJEUNE, NC) UNTIL THEY COULD DISPATCH MORE THAN 30 AGENTS TO PROTECT MY FAMILY FROM THOSE TERRORISTS (BECAUSE A LIBERAL FEDERAL JUDGE HAD ALLOWED THE LYBIAN ASSASSINS TO POST BOND AND THEY FLED).

              7. AND, FYI: THOSE FEDERAL AGENTS REMAINED AT OUR HOME UNTIL I RETIRED FROM THE MARINES AND WAS NO LONGER A "GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL." BY THEN, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAD SPENT MORE THAN $2M PROTECTING THE NORTH FAMILY. THE TERRORISTS SENT TO KILL US WERE NEVER RE-APPREHENDED.
              How typical.

              It's really amazing how much money some liberals are willing to spend in order to NOT solve a problem. Then again, it's not their money. It's the taxpayers'. Hey, at least they kept a bunch of FBI goons employed doing nothing but eating donuts for years, didn't they? At least FDR got some roads and dams built.

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              • #8
                I remember when I got that e-mail a few months ago. Just about everybody passes it around as truth, and I was the only one in my family and circle of friends to actually check it out. It took less than two minutes of my time to find Oliver North's official response. It's amazing what people believe just because they see it written somewhere.
                thats strange. i know i remember him saying osama..
                No, you just want to remember him saying that, so you did. It's called "false memory" or "induced memory" or "suggested memory." It's gotten a lot of innocent people in trouble, especially in supposed child abuse cases. It's also responsible for a lot of mob mentalities, especially when people repeat things like "but ya, believe that shit, its really true."

                In my opinion, it's one of the scariest things about humankind, that we can lie to ourselves and not know it.
                Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                • #9
                  Oh my god !

                  Can it mean that all my "sex life" (think Dr. Evil quotation marks)
                  could be nothing but "induced memory" or "suggested memory" ???

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                  • #10
                    Dogbert,

                    Normally I'd say "no", but in your case it is ENTIRELY possible that your entire sex life is, in fact, a suggested memory.

                    - Gurm
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                    I'm the least you could do
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • #11
                      More like "wishful thinking"...
                      Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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