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[RedRed]

hmmmmm
300 posts!

Im bored..... the Parhelia speculation has gone to like 29 pages, and its just a bit retentive..... I want the real thing....

in the mean time, anyone fancy a good insult?



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[Wombat]

Your mother was a snowblower!

[ALBPM]

This is very uplifting...

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A few weeks ago, I was rushing around trying to get some Valentine's
Day shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then. It was dark, cold, and wet
in the parking lot as I was loading my car. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance. As I was
searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet
sobbing.

The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's
chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.
Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he
came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His Mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very
little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children
some Valentine's Day presents (since she didn't manage to get them anything on Christmas).

The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He
had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night. "Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.
The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I queried.

The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.

Kenneth Lay, CEO
Enron Corporation
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Paul

[RedRed]

My Mother is a snowblower! (a nice one though, mum!


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[ALBPM]

Your Mum is so fat that by the time I finally got on top of her my friggin ears popped.....

Paul

That was a Lukey original

[RedRed]

your mother wears combat boot in bed!

[Joel]

Your mother is so fat that if she had to haul ass she would have to make two trips.

Joel

[Helevitia]

And my favorite your momma joke....

Your Momma is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

[KvHagedorn]

Your Momma is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

LMAO.. yes that's my new favorite now, too..

[Wombat]

Your mother is so fat, that she turned around, and her friends threw her a "Welcome Back" party when she was finished.

[VJ]

Your momma is so-o-o ugly, that people break into her house just to close the curtains !


Jörg

[Fat Tone]

Your Mother is so fat, I keep burning my ass on the lightbulb!

[Dogbert]

For you all:

"You son of a motherless goat !"

[RedRed]

your mother is so fat, I can see my house from up here.....


Your mother is so fat, you could hurt himself, falling off.....
(Billy Conelly)

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[Sasq]

"your father was the son of a motherless goat, and your mother was a hamster"

Dan