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    Joke of the spur of the moment

    This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being
    out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with
    one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you
    give me a blowjob?"
    "What? You're crazy???!!!"
    "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
    "No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
    "At this time of the night no one will show up.."
    "I've already said NO, and NO!"
    "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."
    "NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
    "My love.. don't be like that.."
    At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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    Oh damn! I shouldn't laugh that hard at work!
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    • #3
      I can't remember where I last heard that one... but I had forgotten it... its great...

      Back to laughing my a$$ off.



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      • #4
        ROTFLMAO - that one will be doing the rounds for sure!
        FT.

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        • #5
          That one was sweet. But I think it would have been even better with the younger brother coming to the door.
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          • #6
            What People Around The World Learn About Americans By Watching "Baywatch"


            1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their days running in slow
            motion along the beach.

            2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour.

            3. Despite the habit of breathing water, CPR always works and no one
            actually dies, except from cancer.

            4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for an average of 15
            seconds after being told anything of any importance.

            5. Americans never worry about getting enough to eat, but fat people are
            unreliable and sometimes evil.

            6. Most American women have abnormally large breasts that are worshipped
            via close-ups for an average of two minutes and thirteen seconds per
            hour.

            7. When swimming in California, you are more likely to be attacked by jewel
            thieves or taken hostage by terrorists than you are to drown.

            8. Most activity that takes place off the beach occurs in montages and
            lasts no longer than two minutes.

            9. Although Americans, especially lifeguards, complain that they are poor,
            they all have expensive sports cars and luxurious homes.

            10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David Hasselhoff.
            According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Guru

              10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David Hasselhoff.
              Must be the reason he prefers them!
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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              • #8
                Yu so funny!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Technoid


                  Must be the reason he prefers them!
                  Probably because he had to always be careful what he said and did around the car, or it would eject him. (I would've if I'd have been K.I.T.T- C.A.R.R. had the right idea all along)
                  "..so much for subtlety.."

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