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Perhaps if we sweettalk them ?
A card manufacturer from Canada
is rumoured to release Parhelia.
They produce good hardware
touted by folks everywhere
we love matrox, eat that, NVidia !
Subtle hints have been dropped,
a new card or merely a plot ?
Please Haig, Maggi or Ant
stop teasing the users, and
tell us everything, the whole lot !
Parhelia is the alleged codename,
"sundogs" a simpler word for the same:
'tis an optical effect in the air
truly a codename with flair
but will it allow us to play a game ?
Matrox have a booth at GDC,
a demonstration worth to be seen ?
Headcasting, that was a joke,
laughed so hard I thought I'd choke.
Let's hope now it's gaming they mean!
Press releases courtesy of Dogbert,
Seeing they're fake really does hurt.
Often I've cursed those NDAs,
must provide fun for the "haigs" (*)
we want the truth out in the herd !
I've managed to write this before noon,
somehow I feel like a complete goon:
all this time I have spent hoping,
for Matrox to release something,
thinking that they'll release it very ... shortly
(*) haig, (-s), n. someone who knows something but can't or won't share the knowledge...
Well, I couldn't sleep last night; I had to do something ?
Jörg
PS: I hope nobody is offended by this text, it is meant as a laugh/joke...
is rumoured to release Parhelia.
They produce good hardware
touted by folks everywhere
we love matrox, eat that, NVidia !
Subtle hints have been dropped,
a new card or merely a plot ?
Please Haig, Maggi or Ant
stop teasing the users, and
tell us everything, the whole lot !
Parhelia is the alleged codename,
"sundogs" a simpler word for the same:
'tis an optical effect in the air
truly a codename with flair
but will it allow us to play a game ?
Matrox have a booth at GDC,
a demonstration worth to be seen ?
Headcasting, that was a joke,
laughed so hard I thought I'd choke.
Let's hope now it's gaming they mean!
Press releases courtesy of Dogbert,
Seeing they're fake really does hurt.
Often I've cursed those NDAs,
must provide fun for the "haigs" (*)
we want the truth out in the herd !
I've managed to write this before noon,
somehow I feel like a complete goon:
all this time I have spent hoping,
for Matrox to release something,
thinking that they'll release it very ... shortly
(*) haig, (-s), n. someone who knows something but can't or won't share the knowledge...
Well, I couldn't sleep last night; I had to do something ?
Jörg
PS: I hope nobody is offended by this text, it is meant as a laugh/joke...
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