New Investment Opportunity

[ALBPM]

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do".

Pepsi's proposed add campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."


MOOOOOOOO!!!1

[Dr Mordrid]

hehehe.....you are one sick puppy

Dr. Mordrid

[cjolley]

Please GOD , let Matrox come out with a new card soon!
I can't take much more of this.
Chuck

[Dr Mordrid]

No kidding! Too many IQ points with little to do usually results in this kind of silliness.....

Dr. Mordrid

[Oboy]

/me thinks that Paul is spending to much time in the Litho Bays!
GET OUT OF THE YELLOW LIGHT PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!
err could be the EBR chems..

Oboy

[Beezer]

Gotta love the smell of that EBR
Is Paul trying to get a sun tan under those mercury arc lamps again? I-line gives a better tan than the deep UV.

[ALBPM]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

No, I'm getting punchy from too many Task Force meetings at work.....LOL

New Card!!!

You mean we'll have the "Render Nude" Feature finally...

They don't let me play with the tools anymore but I do get the Litho guys scrambling.....LOL

I think I'm going through Photoresist,EBR and HMDS fume withdrawls

Paul

[ALBPM]

Got another one for ya.....

THE IMPORTANCE OF WATER!

ARE YOU DRINKING ENOUGH?
We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.
75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects


TOO MUCH!!!!

Paul

[Snake-Eyes]

Beer has water in it, right? Would it qualify?

Um nevermind. After checking out that link, I've decided that my wife can stay dehydrated, after all, enough is enough, and that's definitely just a bit too much.