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  • Bernard Shipman, Computer consultant, Web Designer, Spammer?

    This is a good one!

    And I used to think the people I met online with this sort of attitude were about 12 years old.

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    NB : Any opinions that may be inferred by the contents of this post are expressly the opnions of the author, not MatroxUsers or any of its staff / owners. Should Bernie's Legal Team wish to respond, they can contact my lawyers at -

    Bodgett & Leggit,
    999 Letsbe Avenue
    Lower Tadfield
    Atlantis
    H2S04.

    And I'm sure they're as real as his ones.
    Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

  • #2
    If he wanted to get attention, he's certainly succeeded. Though I doubt it's helping his prospects whatsoever.

    (For the record, I despise unsolicited messages of that type)
    "..so much for subtlety.."

    System specs:
    Gainward Ti4600
    AMD Athlon XP2100+ (o.c. to 1845MHz)

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    • #3
      Have you read his anotated resume?
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • #4
        LOL!
        I hadnt read those before.
        Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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        • #5
          Bump!

          This site is getting updated daily. Shifman keeps digging his hole.
          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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          • #6
            Maybe I'll swing by and offer him a 'job'. The address listed is about 4 blocks from where I live. Wonder if he still lives there...
            PIII 550@605
            IWill Motherboard VD133
            VIA Chipset
            512MB PC133 CAS2 Crucial
            G400 DH 32MB (6.51 Drivers)
            DirectX 8.0a
            SB Live! Value
            8x DVD (Toshiba)
            6x4x24 CDRW (Sony)
            Intel Pro/100+ NIC
            3Com CMX Cable Modem
            Optiquest V95 19"
            HP 812C Color Ink Jet
            Microtek flatbed scanner
            Intellimouse Explorer
            Surround Sound w/two subwoofers
            AND WAY TOO MANY GAMES!!!

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            • #7
              as what?
              System destroyer?
              First anual spammer?
              Last edited by Technoid; 18 January 2002, 14:26.
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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