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  • Here's something for all of you who have kids or are thinking about having kids.

    Subject: Money well spent....


    The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth
    to 18 and came up with $160,140! That doesn't even touch college tuition.
    For those with kids, that figure leads to wild fantasies about all the
    money we could have banked if not for (insert your child's name here). For
    others, that number might confirm the decision to remain childless.

    But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into
    $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.44
    a Day! Just over a dollar an hour.

    Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have children
    if you want to be "rich". It is just the opposite.

    ***What do you get for your $160,140?***



    -Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

    -Glimpses of God every day.

    -Giggles under the covers every night.

    -More love than your heart can hold.

    -Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

    -Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

    -A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.

    -A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles, and
    skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.

    -Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how
    your stocks performed that day.

    ***For $160,140, you never have to grow up.***


    -You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch
    lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.

    -You have an excuse to keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
    watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on
    stars.

    -You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnet
    and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in
    clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

    ***For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.***



    -You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
    taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling the
    wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball
    team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

    -You get a front row seat to history; to witness the first step, first
    word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.

    -You get to be immortal.

    -You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a
    long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

    -You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
    communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

    -In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.

    -You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under
    the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them
    forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you,
    love without counting the cost.

    ENJOY YOUR CHILDREN (and grandchildren)!!!!!!

    Joel
    Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.

    www.lp.org

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    Monitor: Cornerstone c1025 @ 1280x960 @85Hz.

  • #2
    somehow, it seems that amount should be more :/
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    • #3
      Yes, I mean... seriously, who gives a rat's ass about a couple hundred grand?
      Last edited by Gurm; 10 January 2002, 18:39.
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      If only life were as easy as you
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      • #4
        There are those moment but I would not trade them for the world.



        Joel
        Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.

        www.lp.org

        ******************************

        System Specs: AMD XP2000+ @1.68GHz(12.5x133), ASUS A7V133-C, 512MB PC133, Matrox Parhelia 128MB, SB Live! 5.1.
        OS: Windows XP Pro.
        Monitor: Cornerstone c1025 @ 1280x960 @85Hz.

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        • #5
          My "Gang of 3"....plus one;

          When the older 3 (in order: Chris, Kurt and Sabrina) were kids....



          The true nature of Kurt and Sabrina's relationship. He had been screwing around during the shoot and she got very PO'ed at him. It shows if you look at her eyes



          and now for the latest addition to the online community....Erik, 3 1/2.



          Now Sabrina has made me a grandpa and Kurt and his wife are trying to follow suit.

          I feel so damn old......

          Dr. Mordrid
          Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 10 January 2002, 22:55.
          Dr. Mordrid
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          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • #6
            Haven't got any kids and I haven't got any intention of having any. However I've got Four nephews and one neice and it was intersting watching how my feelings towards them changed as I got older. Still kids are nice as long as you can hand them back at a few hours.
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            • #7
              Damn people, you managed to get me pretty sentimental.

              Joel, Durango, Dr Morbid and gurm, you've got really beautifull families to be proud of.

              Anyway, if this thread will still be alive in 2 years and I'll end up marrying my girlfriend, I'll have picts to post here too

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              • #8
                Just married, but give us another three years before i can post any pics

                Even longer depending on how long immigration takes....

                Dan
                Juu nin to iro


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dogbert
                  Damn people, you managed to get me pretty sentimental.
                  It had the same effect on me. This topic came out of the blue. Nice job Joel!

                  P.S.- I was going to post a recent picture of my kids, until the reinstall of WindowsXP decided to eat half the files on the (untouched during my formatting, etc.) D: drive, making them unusable, despite proper file sizes, names, etc. Once I get time, I'll dig up some of them from one of my backup CDs and post here.

                  P.P.S.- The MURC still rulez.
                  "..so much for subtlety.."

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                  • #10
                    Gee....that's a lot of damage for a "perfect operating system", isn't it?

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
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                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                    • #11
                      What you forgot in the list......

                      sleepless nights

                      dirty diapers

                      puking cleanups

                      sibling battles (he touched me/called me a name)

                      watching you child love someone more than you
                      and drift away

                      why should I do it, he/she made the mess?

                      custody battles

                      seeing your child hurt in ways you cant help to heal

                      /sentimental mode

                      -Dil
                      Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                      • #12
                        It's called LIFE my friend. Don't leave Earth without living it.

                        Joels list of pluses barely touches it. There are so many your list is pale by comparison. I remember every one of them, for every child, when my little one cuddles up for his 10-20 minute pre-nap hug & kiss.

                        From my perspective the song "Butterfly Kisses" says it all, even it's about a daughter and one has sons. The feelings are the same either way.

                        I feel sorry for those who can't feel, or or go out of their way to avoid, them.

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 17 January 2002, 11:01.
                        Dr. Mordrid
                        ----------------------------
                        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                        • #13
                          sleepless nights
                          You say it like it's bad. I haven't had many of these, thank God. Logan is quite the sound little sleeper.

                          But I would put a late night spent playing in a makeshift fort with flashlights up against your sleepless night.

                          dirty diapers
                          In 50 years, he can return the favor. And _I'LL_ be capable of fighting back.

                          puking cleanups
                          Umm... again, I haven't had to deal with this a heck of a lot. Maybe I just have one of those new-fangled low-maintenance kids. But please, let's recall that once again, in 50 years we'll be more combative and just as gross.

                          sibling battles (he touched me/called me a name)
                          You forget sibling devotion and trust. The pride you feel the first time you see your kid stick up for his little brother. The fact that when they're 25 and all their gradeschool and highschool friends are gone they still talk to each other.

                          watching you child love someone more than you and drift away
                          I'd be REALLY worried if my kid loved me above everyone else forever. There are GIRLS out there. Hopefully one of them will be worth loving. I respect my parents, and love them a great deal... but I love my wife and my son more.

                          why should I do it, he/she made the mess?
                          You obviously have never heard of "because I said so". It is the ultimate parental device, handed down from time immemorial. Use it often.

                          custody battles
                          And this is the KID'S fault? Pfft. You make the bad decision, and then YOU punish the kid with the custody battle. Kinda sounds like YOU are the bad one, not them.

                          seeing your child hurt in ways you cant help to heal
                          Now this one I can't really argue with. It'll happen. We pray it won't, but to some it will.

                          - Gurm
                          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                          I'm the least you could do
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I would still get screwed

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                          • #14
                            I'd be REALLY worried if my kid loved me above everyone else forever. There are GIRLS out there. Hopefully one of them will be worth loving. I respect my parents,and love them a great deal... but I love my wife and my son more.
                            I know what you mean in that all children have to grow up, daddy's girls grow to like boys etc....

                            but I have a son who bonded to his grandparent instead of me due to continued presense while I was always at work, my son was always gone with him to my in-laws (wife's fault)he ecventually moved out of my home for better school system aka kindergarden (supposedly but is still there 6 years later) and is and he doesnt care about me except if there is something in it for him

                            I have to fight to get him to visit me......

                            as for the custody battles, it was listed only as a reminder that no matter how much you love your kids, they will go away with the parent they feel most loyal to.........or who the courts decide who is better (usually with mother even if she is worthless as a parent)

                            -Dil
                            Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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                            • #15
                              Yo Dilitante1,

                              I'm sorry things came out like that for you. Still, this isn't normal and most people don't have to go through it.
                              I know nothing of your life and where you stand right now, but many people give themselves a second chance.
                              Here's something that might look kitch and hurting, but it's true:
                              "Better have loved and lost than not loved at all".
                              I think it goes for you too.

                              When people get hurt pretty bad and come to me for advice or just cause they need an ear to talk to, I tell them to try again, and get hurt again and go through all the long and hard process of recovering just to fall over and over again till they get it right.
                              You must go on till you succeed. It's part of being human you know...

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