so what do ya think? not a bad idea

[Lizzard[MPE]]

An email I just received...


Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban

[windigo]

LOL Osasha Bin Laden

[Bohrn]

Seriously not a bad idea Lizzy. Those a$$h0les have been mistreating(in the extreme) thier women since day one, and probaby before. Most likely they are all impotent anyway. And the ones that aren't like thier boys in pairs.

But we don't need to change his/her/it's name anyway. Osama sounds pretty femenine to me anyway.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

seen this yet?

he will definetly need a shavin' though

[KvHagedorn]

I think we should remove the beard with pliers

[Wombat]

It looks like there is enough length there that we could use a fishing reel. One whisker at a time.

Or, tie his beard to his nether regions, and pull until we find out what gives out first. That's half of the "surgery" right there. Which half? I dunno. That's the fun part.

[Bohrn]

but don't they like their women hairy over there?? Or is that just in India?