WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO NOT SEND UNITS!

[Guru]

YOU WILL NOT GET CREDIT FOR THEM! The SETI data server process is not running!

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[This message has been edited by Guru (edited 08 September 2000).]

[Guru]

It's up and runing again. But for how long?

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[The PIT]

Them effing Aliens they get everywhere!!!

[Sisyfos]

Originally posted by Guru:
It's up and runing again. But for how long?

Now Guru, go and make your girlfriend happy while it lasts

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[Guru]

Wild thing you make my D#£k swing!

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[Guru]

Well next time SETI won't give you credit for your units I will only post abaut it here! Joel (the new mod in the soap box)seems to be a real pain in the #£S! I say lets try to make this thred real off topic so they will move it back to the soap box! So here we go:

New Messages in Windows '98

Error1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue

Error2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Error3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Error4. Press any key except..... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Error5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

Error6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Error7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Error8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Error9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"

Error10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world.Please log>off."

Error11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".

Error12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

Error13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

Error14. CONGRESS. SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y).

Error15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Error16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Error17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:Incompetent User.

Error18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Error19. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

Error20. User Error: Replace user.

Error21. Windows VirusScan 1.0-"Windows found: Remove it?(Y/N)



Error22. Welcome to Microsoft's world- Your Mortgage is Past Due....

Error23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?

Error24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.



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[Guru]

Here is another one!

Nerd Sayings :

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any
Key.

3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

5. Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes.

6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think
they are.

7. My software never has bugs. It just develops
random features.

8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

10. <--- The information went data way --->

11. Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100%
compression.

12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs
out, put new ones in.

13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not
Responding.

14. The name is Baud, James Baud.

15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5
yards to go!

16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in
the corner!

18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
Staaay..

19. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or
filename!'

20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology
amusing.

21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.

23. E Pluribus Modem

24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the
Etherbunny.

26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral
available.

27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error
correcting.

28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington
D.C. (Y/N)?

29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?

30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's
power cord.

31. 11th commandment-Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbor's Pentium.

32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a
case...coincidence?

33. Disinformation is not as good as
datinformation.

34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

36. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my
disk?

37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy?
Shell to DOS...

40. All computers wait at the same speed.

41. Computer: A device designed to speed and
automate errors.

42. Go ahead, make my data!

43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient
voltage.

47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to
continue.

50. '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill
Gates, 1981

51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to
CONFIG.SYS

52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your
CONFIG.SYS

53. Press any key to continue or any other key to
quit...

54. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT
one!

55. Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...



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[Pace]

Cheese

[breezer]

Press Start to [i]shut down...<i/>

[This message has been edited by breezer (edited 12 September 2000).]

[Pace]

...and biscuits!