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MegaManX4
25th May 2000, 07:38
We have a new female trainee here, a real chick. We gave her a place to work on (PII-400 Mhz). I told her not to shutdown the computer in the evening (because SETI runs on it) and thougt everything was fine.
And guess what? She did shut it down every evening. Seems as she don't sees the sense of SETI crunching.
So now the question,
are chicks compatible with SETI?

http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gifMega http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

Jorden
25th May 2000, 08:29
They sure are, MMx4. The problem lies with your handling of the problem. Try to tell her nicely at first, then bark commandingly at her, and if that doesn't help, lock the PC http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Ofcourse, you could take her out to dinner, and explain in intricate detail the meaning of Seti http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Jord.

[This message has been edited by Jorden (edited 25 May 2000).]

MegaManX4
25th May 2000, 08:38
http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gifJord,

I tried to explain! But she fell in sleep after 10 seconds.
And I can't take her out to dinner, she don't like it if the man is younger than she is (she=24 , me=20) http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/frown.gif.

Mega

Jorden
25th May 2000, 08:43
Oh bummer,

Is she cute? Pretty? Pretty enough to organize a raffle amongst your colleagues who are older than her http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Jorden
25th May 2000, 08:46
P.S: Do instruct the winner on how to say Seti is it http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

P.S2: You didn't try the lock the PC trick? Either lock it with a key that she can't power down, or lock it in the OS, that she can't shutdown without permission. There's got to be a way http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

P.S3: Write some batch file that shows a shutdown screen, but lets the system go idle for say 20 minutes, then powers back up and continues crunching. http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

MegaManX4
25th May 2000, 08:57
Yes Jord she's a real real, "wow woman".

And, I did setup a Password now, it's her name. I don't think she will try it ever with her name.
Did I mentioned that she is not blond but behave like one?

Mega

Jorden
25th May 2000, 09:08
Better rename it to her pet dog http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

How bright or not she might be, her own name is usually the first she tries. Oh, you could misspell it somehow. i.e. Paula, Paual http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Hunsow
25th May 2000, 09:15
Do you have a webcam there by any chance? http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/hapfac01.gif

MegaManX4
25th May 2000, 10:32
sorry, no webcam. but i try to get a pic.

Ever see the current seti@home poll on their page?
It mentioned that 92% of Seti crunchers are male,hehe

Mega

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breezer
25th May 2000, 11:19
---This is not a very pc thread----


My girl friend calls me a "sad fv/k" whenever she sees me configuring a pc for seti, or looking at this news group.

brez

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breezer
25th May 2000, 11:29
Can't seem to correct my previous post.


have u noticed the address
.../html/000069.htm...
could this be a message for MegaManX4?

Jorden
25th May 2000, 11:42
He waited for it, Breez http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

It was reserved for him for this post http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Jord.

MegaManX4
25th May 2000, 12:27
Breezer,


have u noticed the address
.../html/000069.htm...
could this be a message for MegaManX4?

I don't understand http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/frown.gif

[This message has been edited by MegaManX4 (edited 25 May 2000).]

jms
25th May 2000, 12:32
He-he breezer, pretty funny! http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif
And, Mega, look at the number before the dot...
jms

Hunsow
25th May 2000, 12:34
Let me emphasize

.../html/000069.htm...

Jorden
25th May 2000, 12:37
Or check the Kama Sutra (http://www.kamasutra.com/) http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

MegaManX4
26th May 2000, 00:01
Hehe http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif,

but i like it the normal way http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

Maybe she's in it, i will ask her now.....

*pitsch patsch*

Damn, that hurts! http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/frown.gif

Mega

Jorden
26th May 2000, 09:41
Sure... no dinner, no after-dinner date, MMx4 http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/frown.gif

http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

AMC
26th May 2000, 17:00
Another one bytes the dust ...

KvHagedorn
27th May 2000, 07:49
I think you should handcuff her to her PC naked and apply a strategic smack with a riding crop whenever she doesn't behave. It might take awhile, but women can be trained if one applies discipline. http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

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Kind Regards,

KvH