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    Got this by email earlier:

    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    As some of you may know there is a census coming around on August the
    7th. For those who don't know, a census is where the government
    collates general information about its residents (number of people living
    in your house, religion, etc)

    If there are enough people, who put down a religion that isn't
    mentioned on the census form it becomes a fully recognised and legal
    religion. It usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion.

    It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who
    does not have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion.

    Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi"
    on their census form. And remember ......If you are a member of the
    Jedi religion then you are by default a 'Jedi Knight'.

    So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years old.... Do
    it because you love Star Wars, If not........... then just do it to
    annoy people.

    "May the Force be with you!"
    </font>
    UK Only, I'm afraid


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    Cheers,
    Steve

    "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

  • #2
    I'm not perfectly sure of the laws here, but I'm reasonable certain that I can just declare a religion, become the the head priest (or in this case shrink to half height, gain some pointy ears and paint my face green - his speech pattern was Japanese grammar used anyway) and declare it on my tax for lots of refunds

    Dan
    Juu nin to iro


    English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    • #3
      The US Census was last year. But... there already IS a Jedi religion in the USA... now if I could only find the link...

      - Gurm

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      • #4
        Actually our census is 29th April... I got it wrong.

        Also, if we were all Jedi, couldn't we declare our own public holidays?

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        Cheers,
        Steve

        "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

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        • #5
          If ya can convert the prime minister, then maybe yes...
          Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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          • #6
            SteveC: I think you'll find that e-mail is referring to the Australian Census on August 7th.

            I know a few people who are going to do it, too, and by the sounds of how many people know about it, they may get the 10,000.

            What a riot.
            <i>Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!</i>

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            • #7
              <grover's voice on>
              Hmmm, Japanese he was...
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              • #8
                The same thing came out before the New Zealand census. It was on the news, and an expert said it would just be thrown out, even if the 5000 (we are only small) entries was reached.

                Good luck though (PS, I did put down Jedi)

                Ali

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