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    Nobodey used too make games for Nintendo 664 becuase Ninetndo charged $500,000,000 for a license and when yuo bought one, you had to wash the cars of evarybodey who worked at Nintentendo's companey. SO not that maney games were made and teh games that were made were just sequals to games like:

    DONKEY KONG 64
    DONKEY KONG 642
    DONKEY KONG 643
    DONKEY KONGS RIDGEWAY RACEKIT
    DONKEY KONG PICKS A WINNAR

    LEGAND OF ULTIMATE ZELDA
    LEGAND OF ULTIMATE ZELDA 4: TEH POWAR OF BROWNNOSE

    POKEMON GOLD AREANA TOURNAMENT
    POKEMON: FATHEAD, I CHOOSE YUO
    POKEMON MYSTERY VAN
    POKEMON VS. DR. CLAW
    POKEMON WORALD DUNGEON 9

    and maney othar games. Since Nintendio is a familey friednly companey, they only made games that could be playaed with teh entire family FUN FOR TEH WHOLE FAMILY!!!! but now they dont want to make family games so they are manufactureing games liek "CONKER'S WILD FUR DAY" and "HELP GRANDMA RAPE THE POPE 5" and stuff. and yuo are naked in all the games and haev a vary larage pennis! WITH BOOBYS!!!!!!

    the Gamecube will come in a wide range of colors, from "FAGOT BLUE" to "FAGOT PINK" to "FAGOT GREY" to satisfy all teh fagots in teh worald. it is a vary large consoul and si teh size of a cat! And teh hardware is vary slow too, becuase Nintendo still uses radio transistars and metal glue to make there parts. BUT nobodey cares becuase Nintendo markets their games to 3 year olds and now 30 year old perverts who want to play "VIRTUAL DONKEY BALLS 7"

    GAMES COMEING OUT FOR TEH GAMECUB:

    ZELDA'S MAGIC BARN 12
    MARIO AND LUGI SOLVE A CRIME
    POKEMON DIGITAL DILLEMA
    METROID'S WACKY MASSACAR
    BANJO KAZUKI VISITS A KETCHUP FACTORY

    and thats probaly it although yuo can bet theyll all have 500000 SEQUALS EACH!!!.

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    JeffK is da man!

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    Cheers,
    Steve

    "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"
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