Should I be worried?

[Rags]

My daughter is going on 3yrs old and I swear she is going to be really beautiful as she ages. I am beginning to get worried about what it's going to be like trying to be the father of her when she gets to be in her teens. Here is a pic of her:




Rags

[KvHagedorn]

I think I would start collecting big guns and get a bunch of deer heads to hang on the living room wall. That should scare most potential advantage-takers.. also, start practicing your lazy-eyed-psycho look for her boyfriends..

[Rags]

I can do a mean impersonation of Charles Manson, do you think that would do the trick?

Rags

[KvHagedorn]

How about getting a jar full of greenish fluid and putting some pickled eggs in it. You could label it "Bull Testicles".. Display it prominently.

[Rags]

Nah, maybe lable it "Last boyfriend who tried to make it with my daughter.."

[SCompRacer]

Ah yes, all wishful thinking but unfortunately it won't stop them all. Does get 'em thinking though, heh-heh.

When I started dating the gal that is now my wife, her Father took me down the street to meet her Uncle. Uncle Jerry was a really big cop. Told me I checked out OK, hoped I would stay that way. I got the message.

[Joel]

I have a daughter that will be eight this summer and I have been thinking the same thing. My plan is that I am going to go get a small collection of double edged broadaxes and a sharpen wheel. You know that old fashion type that is the big stone wheel that you operate by foot. Then when a would be suitor comes to calling he will have to come meet and talk to me. Of course I will be in the garage sharpen one of my collection of axes. As I ask him questions concerning his intentions toward my daughter, I will lay the blade of that axes to the grind stone so he can watch the sparks fly as he contemplates his answer. I will also inform him that I have no fear of going to jail where my daughter is concerned.

Joel

[Guru]

Joel go here http://www.swords-n-stuff.com/8632.html

[rubank]

How about a simple sign on the door to her room:

"Any male found here at night
will be found here in the morning".

[cbman]

If you really wanted to scare away men just have a nice photo collection made up showing her planned operation to become a Man

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Hang Low and Limber

[Rags]

I'm afraid to a teenager, it would be challenge for them to change her mind

Rags

[Paddy]

You should check out the film 'meet the parents' for some ideas

[CHHAS]

A nice big chainsaw and a hockey goalie mask should scare them off

[Pace]

Get yourself naked.

Do something that would make him very embarrased if he saw it.

Make him see it.

(of course, this is also incredibly embarrasing for you )
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Seriously however, if she becomes as beautiful as we suspect , then she will have the pick of the guys around. All you have to do is nurture her into picking a good 'un

If you want, I've got a little nephew who's just turned 4 - we could introduce them at an early age, get a long term romance going

Awww, childhood sweathearts

Oh yea, and back to a serious mode again, it's nice to discourage the 'bad' ones, but as we all know, telling a kid 'no', is like saying, "go on then, try and do it behind my back."

Hmm, I'll have to remember this when I get kids

Regards,

Paul.

[Pneumatic]

I have double trouble!!!

Trust me I have had the same thoughts! My oldest is 6 and she is already talking about having a "boyfriend" in school! Lord help the first boy that walks throught my door to pick her up for a date.



[This message has been edited by Kindness! (edited 01 April 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Kindness! (edited 01 April 2001).]