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  • Conspiracy Theorists, unite!

    So I watched "The Lone Gunmen" last night. Hilarious show.

    Got me to thinking about conspiracy theories though.

    So who here thinks we didn't land on the moon after all?

    And...

    Who here still believes that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK?

    - Gurm

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  • #2
    The Great Moon Hoax:

    http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2...htm?list123727

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    Cheers,
    Steve

    "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

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    • #3
      I happen to know that not one of you is real.
      chuck

      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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      • #4
        Ah, but I happen to know that you only believe that you know...

        [EDIT: Changed to hide government top secret info]

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        Steve

        "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

        [This message has been edited by SteveC (edited 20 March 2001).]

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        • #5
          The British Royal Family have been monitoring my Internet activity.

          And what is that Masonic flag doing on the moon?

          Paul
          paulcs@speakeasy.net

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          • #6
            My favorite one is the assasin theory. Have you ever noticed that throughout US history, whenever an assasin fails, they only tell you his first and last name? But when an assasin succeeds they spray his first, middle and last name all over the airwaves.

            For example, who 'shot' JFK? Lee Harvey Oswald. Who attempted to kill Ronald Regan? John Hinckley. The list goes on and on.

            Makes you wonder if it's some type of secret code used to inform the underground of success or failure.

            hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

            Jammrock
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • #7
              <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jammrock:
              Makes you wonder if it's some type of secret code used to inform the underground of success or failure.
              Jammrock
              </font>
              Does this mean the conspiritors can
              read names but not headlines?
              chuck


              Chuck
              秋音的爸爸

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              • #8
                just watch that movie with mel gibson, julia roberts and cpt. picard, dont know what the english name is, but if you want conspiracy theories its a good one (especially the first 5-10 minutes).

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                • #9
                  I didn't say he did, but he got blamed for it. His name was the code name for a succesful assasination. Then he got the blame and Ruby killed him so no one would know what really happened.

                  BTW, I like the water powered car in The Lone Gunman.

                  Jammrock
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • #10
                    Patrick Stewart you blasphemer

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        I don't think that International Space Station Alpha exists. Everything, from the blast-off of the Space Shuttle (a magician's trick, you don't see it real, you're hypnotized ), to the pictures from space, it's all just living inside a big supercruncher computer inside Nasa's building !!

                        Really...

                        Jord.
                        Jordâ„¢

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                        • #13
                          Jammrock...

                          Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK. Not because I am so hot on conspiracy theories, but because the bullet that killed JFK blew off the back of his head, and Oswald was in entirely the wrong place at entirely the wrong angle.

                          Whether or not Oswald was TRYING to kill JFK, he didn't.

                          - Gurm

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                          Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
                          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                          I'm the least you could do
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I would still get screwed

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                          • #14
                            Actually I read this GREAT sci-fi story once where we couldn't go past the moon. We had developed rockets and ships to go out there but once we passed the moon the ships just stopped.

                            Nothing worked - teleportation, psychokinesis, rockets, nothing.

                            It's like there was a big barrier up.

                            Anyway, we gave up after a while, and finally one night some guy in a freigh hauler gets drunk and misprograms the autopilot.

                            He wakes up WAY past moon orbit, and it turns out the entire population had been hypnotized to keep us bound to our planet - for our own safety since there was an interstellar war going on.

                            Funky. I like sci-fi.

                            - Gurm
                            The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                            I'm the least you could do
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I would still get screwed

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                            • #15
                              Cool Gurm!
                              I don't supopse you can remember the name of the book?

                              Oh and that film with Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts - I am pretty sure its called 'Conspiracy Theory' - well what d'ya know...
                              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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