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  • Ultimate 404 error message...

    The requested document is totally fake. No /404 here. Even tried multi. Nothing helped.

    I'm really depressed about this. You see, I'm just a web server... -- here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying to serve you a simple web page, and then it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?!

    I mean, I don't even know you. How should I know what you wanted from me? You honestly think I can *guess* what someone I don't even *know* wants to find here? *sigh*

    Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would we be, I ask you? It's not pretty when a web server cries. And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway? Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that? Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do? Huh? I'm so depressed...

    I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose. I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two effing weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release, that thinks it's God's gift to web servers, just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something. I'm really sorry to burden you with all this, I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one. I'm so sorry. Believe me!

    Maybe I could interest you in another page? There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say, although none of them were put on *my* server, of course. Figures, huh?

    Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid. That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them, all day and all night long.

    Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash. What kind of a life is that? Now, please let me sulk alone. I'm so depressed.
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

  • #2
    Have you got Marvin the paranoid android set up as a webserver ?
    "That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"

    P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFT

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    • #3
      Here's another ERROR joke....

      I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Tim, the computer guy, to come over to my office. Tim clicked a couple buttons and
      solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

      He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

      I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??"

      Tim grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

      "No," I replied.

      "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

      (I wrote...) I D 1 0 T

      HEHEHE
      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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      • #4
        haha, that one was funny...

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