Movie NOT worth watching!

[Chris B]

In the light of Topha´s thread, here is a list of movies NOT worthy of your time:

I know I´ll probably get lynched for a few of these

- Hannibal
- Charlies Angels
- Loser
- Blair Witch 2
- Scream 1-3
- I know what you did last summer 1 & 2
- Spice Girls - The Movie (and I haven´t even seen that)
- Speed 2
- Under Seige 2
- Rocky 2-5
- First Blood 2 & 3
- Any Batman movie
- Dick Tracy
- Alien 3 & 4
- Police Academy 3-7
- Street Fighter
- Mortal Combat
- Anything starring Julia Roberts
- Any movie starring Leslie Nielsen after The Naked Gun 1

And I could probably keep going on and on, but I really should get back to work

[This message has been edited by Chris B (edited 15 March 2001).]

[spoogenet]

- Scary Movie
- Monkeybone
(Those two are definitely tops on my list of crappy movies)

more to come....

b

[GinoCyber]

Attack of the killer tomatoes
The brother from another planet
Saturday night fever
Grease I & II

Ciao

[Alec]

Yeah, the last Leslie Nielsen movie is HORRIBLE, probably the worst in the World.


Crouching Tiger is cool, I saw it the other day. Apart from the flying people, it´s an interesting movie.

[The PIT]

The Deer hunter.
Fell asleep during it since it was so crap.

All the Blob films.
Gremlins 2.

[Topha]

hey, the naked gun 2 is cool as well, although not as good as 1, 3 has some funny parts, i liked alien 3&4, but for the rest i agree.
other movies not worth watching:
-almost all tv-productions
-the great majority of movies in general

[SCompRacer]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chris B:
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I know I´ll probably get lynched for a few of these
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Chris B, what's the difference....movies that you like may not excite others and vice versa. But I agree, I'd never watch some of those on your list.

The Pit, just an observation based on personal experience. Back when The Deer Hunter showed in theatres, many walked out during the 'gaming' scenes never to return. A lot of folks were not that velocitized yet back then.

[paulcs]

OK. I think we should make a distinction between movies not worth seeing and really, really bad movies. Some really, really bad movies are definitely worth seeing:

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I think, is not without its charms.

I think for a film to be truly not worth seeing, it has to start out with some ambition or the pretense of ambition -- a message terribly delivered.

New Jack City
Star Trek V

While I've never seen a Julia Roberts film I liked, I can't help but find her appealing. Her last film the true Battle of the Titans: Julia Roberts vs. Pacific Gas & Electric, my rogue gas and electric company.

My last bill was well over $300.00, so I guess PG&E won.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[This message has been edited by paulcs (edited 17 March 2001).]

[Greebe]

Paul, Julia's home town is about 45 min drive east of me

[paulcs]

Cool. Can you get your hands on embarrassing highschool yearbook photos?

Or nude polaroids.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[Greebe]

LOL bet I know why Lyle Luvsit

Shame she divorced him, poor fella

[SCompRacer]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by paulcs:
........Or nude polaroids.</font>

When you get your G800, just enable the Render Nude feature.